Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods... - Upgoat

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods...
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsMay 1, 2023 19:08:18 ago (+31/-0) (Jokes)

A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2023 19:13:37 ago (+12/-0)

Birds are so vulgar and fowl!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 10 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2023 19:19:32 ago (+10/-0)

That joke's never gonna fly.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 8 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2023 20:21:56 ago (+8/-0)

Don't egg him on or I'll have to duck out of here.

[ + ] Hall_of_Cost

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 7 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2023 21:11:08 ago (+7/-0)