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My girlfriend walked out on me last night -- she said that I am too old fashioned.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 yearApr 30, 2023 15:05:28 ago (+46/-1)     (Jokes)

The worst part is, I really thought we had good alchemy.



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[ - ] albatrosv15 4 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 15:34:03 ago (+4/-0)

Bitches are not into horses nowadays, centaurus. They want Ferraris.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 11 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 15:49:44 ago (+11/-0)

Amish her so much.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 3 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 20:01:30 ago (+3/-0)

Mine told me today she is considering breaking up with me because of my beliefs and opinions... fuckin women are all so brainwashed.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 19:06:19 ago (+3/-0)

Bitch had a heart of lead

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 19:35:30 ago (+4/-0)

If you could meet her, she would steel your heart.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2023 13:59:24 ago (+1/-0)

Idk, I'm a little rusty on the dating scene.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2023 00:12:29 ago (+1/-0)

If she steels his heart, perhaps another girl could meat his heart. It might be possible, providing that her alchemy is top knotch.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 18:48:03 ago (+3/-0)

Fun fact.
Alchemy is real. That is transmutation is real.

White scientists proved this in the 19th century.
Experiments with chickens for example proved they could produce their own calcium from potassium.

But alchemy is forbidden knowledge for humans

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 18:56:29 ago (+4/-0)

You're beginning to sound like an alcheholic. Lay off the beakers, bro.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 1 point 1 yearApr 30, 2023 20:17:50 ago (+1/-0)

You need to be calm to attract woman. Thats the #1 rule.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1 yearApr 30, 2023 16:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

Unfortunately there are more like that than less.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 17:06:44 ago (+1/-1)

kys