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Do you want to talk?

submitted by Panic to humor 1 yearApr 29, 2023 13:45:36 ago (+54/-4)     (humor)

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”


11 comments block


[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1 yearApr 29, 2023 18:09:41 ago (+5/-1)

👍 loves me some cowboy logic

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 07:28:24 ago (+2/-0)

That's great.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1 yearApr 29, 2023 18:05:28 ago (+3/-0)

Yep,into the memory banks for future use.

Thanks!!

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1 yearApr 29, 2023 21:08:55 ago (+4/-2)

It doesn't matter if humanity figured out germ theory, Newtonian mechanics, electricity. If you don't have a theory of animal shit shape, might as well give up on the big questions in life.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1 yearApr 29, 2023 22:29:34 ago (+2/-1)

Newtonian physics like Einstein physics are mathematical approximates on reality but do not describe nor even understand the mechanics

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1 yearApr 29, 2023 23:31:33 ago (+2/-2)

So what? Compare Newton to Aristotle and get back to me.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 05:00:41 ago (+2/-0)

So what?
As in.
"you refuted my fucking retarded comment but so what?"

Aristotle is the father and founder of what Newton inherited.

Science is the lesser ideology to logic and philosophy for without those you cannot have science.

Is voat now riddled with reddit level retards?

Hey cunt. Tell me the answer to 1+1 and I'll reply with "so what"

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1 yearApr 30, 2023 12:31:16 ago (+0/-0)

"you refuted my fucking retarded comment but so what?"

You didn't refute shit. All you've done is ignore 2,000 years of progress.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 yearApr 30, 2023 01:33:19 ago (+1/-0)

Ahh yes, ignorance humour, ha..... ha..... ha..... ha..... ha

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1 yearApr 29, 2023 19:36:13 ago (+1/-0)

I like that.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearApr 29, 2023 19:28:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 29, 2023 16:05:38 ago (+0/-0)

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