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They both liked what they saw and decided to go back to his place. One thing led to another, and soon they gravitated to the bedroom and proceeded to undress. The first thing he removed was his socks and shoes. She noted his feet were withered and crooked. When asked, he responded that when he was six, he contracted "toe-lio".

She looked at him confused, “You mean polio?”

He shook his head and replied, “No, toe-lio.”

He then took off his pants. His knees were knobby and gnarled. She asked him what was up with that. He told her, “When I was eight, I got the kneesles.”

“You mean measles?”

“No, kneesles.”

Then he removed his underwear. She sighed... “Let me guess. When you were ten, you got small cocks?”