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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 23:06:11 ago (+21/-1)     (Jokes)

She got so mad that she said she's never going to play Scrabble with me ever again.


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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 7 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 03:29:52 ago (+7/-0)

Can't play Scrabble with her. Can't play Monopoly or Risk. There's only one thing left. Poker.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:42:45 ago (+1/-0)

Had a hat once that said "Sally's Bar and Brothel Liquor in the front, poker in the back." Nice.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 23:49:43 ago (+5/-0)

I don't have a funny follow up joke so I'll just point out that "nigger" is a perfectly legal scrabble word.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 23:53:26 ago (+5/-0)

That's an anagram for "ginger".

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 00:59:07 ago (+6/-0)

"Cheating" is also an anagram for "teaching"

[ - ] biohacker 2 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 11:09:21 ago (+2/-0)

A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N
Just six little letters all jumbled together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

[ - ] Panic 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:44:44 ago (+1/-0)

In an hour my wife and I will celebrate our 25th anniversary with the kids. I'm gonna use your joke, personalized and straight faced.

Bless you for a good one.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 17:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

Congrats!