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Sitting in bed the other night, I asked my wife, “Honey, if I died, would you let your next husband have my recliner?”

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 18:53:34 ago (+29/-0)     (Jokes)

She replied, “Well it would be a waste not to, he may find it comfortable.”

Then I asked, “What about my boat?”

And she says, “I just don’t think you will be needing your boat after your gone. We may retire and do a lot of fishing.”

So I did some thinking and asked, “How about my truck, surely you’ll sell it, because all of the memories of us riding in it together will be too much for you to bear and too awkward with your next husband...”

She replied, “You know, it is paid for with low miles, I’ll probably hang on to it.”

Then, getting kind of nervous, I said, “Well surely you wont let him have my golf clubs?!”

To which my wife responds, “Oh no, honey, don’t worry about that. He’s left handed.”


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[ - ] 2Drunk 7 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 20:07:23 ago (+7/-0)

Women always have a backup guy. Most even have a backup for the backup guy.

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 23:12:40 ago (+2/-0)

This. My buddy's wife would never introduce me to her friends, never invite them to parties or get togethers. Turns out I was her backup. They are divorced now.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 23:57:43 ago (+1/-0)

Hopefully your only interaction with her was giving her the stink-eye as she was blowing a nigger outside the ihop.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 23:12:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 20:49:55 ago (+2/-0)

LOL!
My brother is left handed.
I sent this to him.
He's gonna love it!

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 22:54:38 ago (+3/-0)

So, your wife is having an affair with your brother and you find it amusing?

[ - ] Eliack 1 point 2 yearsApr 23, 2023 07:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

Congratz, for the first time ever you made me laugh.