Yesterday the Police arrested me for giving unsolicited hugs. - Upgoat

Yesterday the Police arrested me for giving unsolicited hugs.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 21, 2023 20:47:02 ago (+26/-0) (Jokes)

I wasn't charged, they just held me overnight.

[ - ] Ex_hack 6 points 2 yearsApr 21, 2023 20:51:13 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 00:44:33 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 02:01:48 ago (+2/-0)

This fucking joke is unsolicited.

[ - ] dassar 6 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 02:32:30 ago (+6/-0)

Tell us about that time you escaped with the toilet and left a hole in the floor - and the cops had nothing to go on but were looking into it ....

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 09:03:24 ago (+2/-0)

Hug deez nutz, nigga

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 11:19:42 ago (+2/-0)

I hate huggers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 16:28:53 ago (+1/-0)

Kill all huggers, embRace war now.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 19:13:58 ago (+1/-0)