Dating is a lot like fishing… - Upgoat

Dating is a lot like fishing…
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 20:19:56 ago (+22/-2) (Jokes)

Sure, there's lots of fish in the ocean. But until I catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.

[ - ] Steelerfish 14 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 20:42:59 ago (+14/-0)

I'm just stuck here holding my rod.

It’s pretty much the only way to master bait.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 21:04:25 ago (+6/-0)

Well aren't you the cunning linguist.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 23:10:11 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 20, 2023 11:29:51 ago (+1/-0)

If they had as many sticking out as they had stuck in they'd look like cock porcupines

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 20, 2023 16:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra 6 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 20:29:20 ago (+6/-0)

Good jokes today sir. Might come in handy...
No pun intended.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 21:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 22:28:28 ago (+3/-0)

You put the worm out there and hope you get what you want

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 yearsApr 20, 2023 06:39:30 ago (+1/-0)

Is it legal to bait trad dates with weimar women?