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A priest gets out of one car and a rabbi gets out of the other. There is no fight, no cussing.

"God giveth, God taketh away", the priest says.

"Things come and things go," the rabbi replies and asks, "shall we have a drink over our misfortune?"

"Don't mind if I do", the priest says.

The rabbi gets a bottle of cognac from his car and pours the priest and himself a drink. The priest drinks his cup, but the rabbi does not drink his.

"Why aren't you drinking?" the priest asks.

"Me?" the rabbi replies. "I'll wait till after the police show up".