What do upholstery and Ex-Lax have in common? - Upgoat

What do upholstery and Ex-Lax have in common?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:04:47 ago (+15/-0) (Jokes)

The both soften your stool.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:34:20 ago (+3/-0)

kikes = obsessed with feces

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 20:29:30 ago (+4/-0)

Here's a free replacement:

“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer.

“All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep.

“What did you say?” challenged the farmer.

The sheep glared back and growled… “You herd me.”

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 07:06:16 ago (+1/-0)

kys

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 23:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

Kikes = obsessed with free stuff

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 02:44:59 ago (+1/-0)

It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 07:05:38 ago (+1/-0)

How will I ever recover?