What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? - Upgoat

What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 17:30:03 ago (+37/-0) (Jokes)

A sunken chest with no booty!

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 17:52:30 ago (+7/-1)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 17:57:40 ago (+5/-0)

Buttpirates want the D.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:50:53 ago (+5/-0)

NOT BROWNBEARD!!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:55:23 ago (+3/-0)

That be his DEADNAME, ye scurvy swab!

Now he's POXBEARD!

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 02:20:56 ago (+2/-0)

The computer company Corsair made a keyboard that disagrees with you:

https://files.catbox.moe/2vrnz1.jpg

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 04:09:51 ago (+1/-0)

Yo hoe hoe