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What did they find under Michael Jackson’s pillow?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 21:05:03 ago (+22/-1)     (Jokes)

Billy's Jeans.


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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 21:28:20 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 23:31:25 ago (+3/-0)

What time do they go to bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 00:27:18 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 00:50:56 ago (+0/-0)

Good catch.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 23:32:20 ago (+2/-0)

What do jews have against Micheal Jackson?

I don't know but they tried to destroy him and all the young actors that knew him said he was protecting kids while shills and the media nonstop attacked him?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 23:33:21 ago (+2/-0)

I don't believe a thing they say, but it's still a funny joke. Sorry, Michael.

[ - ] StarylDrawberry 1 point 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

He spoke out against the record labels. Just like prince.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

"They Don't Care About Us" is about jews. Original version that's almost impossible to find had the phrase "Jew me, sue me, everybody do me/ Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me" along with the other alliterative verses. He said later on that the lyrics were misunderstood. Somehow I doubt it and he was trying to avoid getting murdered immediately.

[ - ] CowboyHenk 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 14:19:47 ago (+0/-0)

Not that hard apparently:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=z8rw0i7oVAE

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 15:47:56 ago (+0/-0)

Specifically, I have not been able to purchase or stream legitimate copies of it unedited.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 06:12:19 ago (+2/-0)

What did they find on the sheets?

Billy’s genes.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 01:56:14 ago (+4/-1)

I've come to understand that Michael Jackson was very likely smeared with these pedophilia accusations to destroy his character because he was exposing the jew. That being said, here's the best one I know:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 14.

Sorry everyone.