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My wife has been missing for a week

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:02:58 ago (+32/-0)     (Jokes)

The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and re-bought all her clothes.


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 12 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:07:52 ago (+12/-0)

I shouldn’t make jokes about my wife. She’s attached to a machine that keeps her alive – the refrigerator.”

[ - ] DukeofRaul 11 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:06:55 ago (+11/-0)

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 10 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:27:39 ago (+10/-0)

What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Forget it once.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2023 09:14:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I got married young and one year when we were in our first apartment. I was pretty broke and tried to get away with forgetting valentines day. Big mistake.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 8 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 23:28:49 ago (+8/-0)

Reminds me of another joke...

Guy has an elderly neighbor and is telling his friend about how he goes to the old man's house every day to fetch his mail and see if he needs anything.

"The old man has Alzheimer's, so each day he asks me where his wife is. Every day I have to tell him that she passed away a couple years ago."

"Oh wow, that sounds tough."

"Not really. You should see the smile on his face every time I tell him she's dead."

[ - ] deleted 9 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 19:03:46 ago (+11/-2)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 23:21:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:18:40 ago (+4/-0)

I shouldn't be LAUGHING as hard as I am!

[ - ] Ozark 4 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:08:51 ago (+4/-0)

That's dark.

[ - ] Bufordxl 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 00:30:14 ago (+3/-0)

My wife did not laugh. LMAO.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 22:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

LoL. Well done.