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She takes a seat at one end of the bar, and lifts her arm in the air to wave over the bartender, revealing extremely hairy armpits. Many of the people near her are put off with the bushes of hair under her arms and promptly move.

At the other end of the bar, the local drunk sits, swaying over his drink. After watching the bikini clad woman order drinks for a while, he calls over the bartender, motions to the woman; and in a slurred voice says "Gimme another whiskey and water, and I'd like to buy a drink for the ballerina at the other end of the bar".

The bartender mixes the whiskey and serves the woman her drink. He then returns to the local drunk and asks curiously, "How do you know she is a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "If she can lift her leg that high, she MUST be a ballerina!"