A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks, “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?” - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks, “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 yearApr 12, 2023 17:48:55 ago (+32/-1) (Jokes)

The pirate replies, “Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE -2 points 1 year ago

Shut the fuck up retard, this joke is fucking five million years old.