A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks, “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?” - Upgoat

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks, “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 17:48:55 ago (+32/-1) (Jokes)

The pirate replies, “Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 17:55:01 ago (+8/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 17:57:52 ago (+4/-0)

lol

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 21:43:55 ago (+2/-0)

Robot Chicken was so fucking stupid, but it had its moments.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 19:09:40 ago (+6/-0)

Guy walks into a Wendy's dressed in nothing but Saran wrap. The manger says "Sir, I can clearly see your nuts"

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 9 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 19:18:16 ago (+9/-0)

And he replied, "It's Ma'am!"

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 20:05:04 ago (+4/-0)

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You think it's an R but it's really the C

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 20:45:54 ago (+3/-0)

'C' is his first love but 'X' marks the spot!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 21:34:44 ago (+2/-0)

a classic

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 18:26:50 ago (+2/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 07:52:37 ago (+1/-0)

The dad jokes... The dad jokes...

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 15:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

I'll see if I can find a decent real joke to post.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 17:55:57 ago (+1/-0)

No complaints here. I'm keeping notes, these are golden.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 13, 2023 18:34:40 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad to hear that because I couldn't find a decent real joke to post today. 😬

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE -2 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 18:11:09 ago (+1/-3)

Shut the fuck up retard, this joke is fucking five million years old.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 1.2 yearsApr 12, 2023 18:57:08 ago (+6/-0)

Well shiver me timbers!