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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 19:16:13 ago (+35/-1)     (Jokes)

Pick a Cod, any Cod.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:01:24 ago (+7/-0)

Snook ya long enough to come Stump Knocking with that whipper Snapper. I thought you'd need someone to Drum up support, but now I seriously Trout it.

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:43:40 ago (+6/-0)

Holy Mackerel, that was floundering. You may need to keep working to master baiting.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:09:39 ago (+4/-0)

Tank you! I love fish so much, I had my name legally changed to Jack Dempsey.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:15:15 ago (+2/-0)

I hate myself for that comment. You're welcome.

[ - ] Sector7 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:45:57 ago (+5/-0)

What did the fisherman say to the drug dealer?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:50:32 ago (+5/-0)

Can you hook me up?

p.s. didn't cheat.

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:02:29 ago (+4/-0)

"I'm hooked!", but that works too.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:04:24 ago (+3/-0)

Okay, that's a good punchline too.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:47:00 ago (+4/-0)

I give up. What?

[ - ] Sector7 6 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:00:19 ago (+6/-0)

I'm hooked.

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:19:56 ago (+3/-0)

The dad joke strikes again.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

Slippery Dick...it's just a fish in the Atlantic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZIYnvrnM10

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:36:05 ago (+0/-0)

Peachy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:41:11 ago (+1/-0)

Divine was a great role model

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 21:03:00 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks grandpa!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2023 20:43:41 ago (+2/-0)

Hook, line and stinker

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 11, 2023 05:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

"Albacore-dabra".
Then he pulled his handkerchief off the table revealing a large tuna.
...ok...i'm leaving now.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 11, 2023 04:40:38 ago (+1/-0)*

Damn. Took the bait.

Hitler was right. \o