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con77's new toy

submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:17:20 ago (+40/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/xkzcs9.jpg

2019 HARLEY DAVIDSON IRON 1200

Who's the cool guy now?


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[ - ] FacelessOne 10 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:26:04 ago (+10/-0)

I see the DiggerNicks check came in.

[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:47:45 ago (+6/-0)

that was the deal I said Id stop seeing his mom.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:12:50 ago (+1/-0)

I wish you many,many happy miles of safe fun.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:19:29 ago (+2/-0)

shiny side up!

[ - ] Gowithit 10 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:20:15 ago (+10/-0)

Best sub to post it in. 😆

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:22:57 ago (+6/-0)

This is con77's old toy:

https://files.catbox.moe/w5fta1.jpg

p.s. now I await the wrath of con.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:47:44 ago (+4/-0)

How the fuck did you get my pic?

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:02:03 ago (+3/-0)

They call me Undercover Sting. Maybe you remember my big hit: "I'll be watching you".

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:48:54 ago (+3/-0)

Now THIS is the spirit of VOAT! You silly goat! 🐏

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:06:16 ago (+6/-0)

Wow, that is much less gay looking than most of the harleys I see around here.

[ - ] con77 [op] 7 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:10:37 ago (+7/-0)

The fonz called and said "aaaay"

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:50:29 ago (+1/-0)

My guess is less than one in ten on this board knows who Arthur Fonzarelli is!

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 03:47:47 ago (+1/-1)

Fucking jew glorification

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:35:08 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:46:05 ago (+0/-0)*

I wish it had forward controls. It's loud trust me.
I like the cut of your jib sailor!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

I see you got your pants hanging on the fence cuz they're clean enough to wear for another week

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:32:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 15:16:37 ago (+1/-0)

Now contrast that with Queeri on his push-scooter

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 00:25:52 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats, bro.

That looks like a lot of fun!

Here's hoping you get a lot of enjoyment out of that ride.

Probably goes without saying and please look out for negligent motorists.

Since you're in Florida, I recommend driving at half the speed limit with the left-turn signal on at all times.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

Ive ridden cross country twice. statistically this IS the worst place in the nation to ride a motorcycle.

[ - ] BohMoon 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 00:10:08 ago (+2/-0)

Ok I see your wife's Harley, when do you gets yours?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:20:47 ago (+0/-0)

are you questioning my gender

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:18:38 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck yeah, good for you bro. I have no doubt that you earned it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:21:43 ago (+2/-0)

thanks man

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:51:00 ago (+2/-0)

Chet Hanks is down wid dat !
https://files.catbox.moe/fb1i4p.gif

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:48:56 ago (+2/-0)

That's hot!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

POW! Fukn A!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:34:34 ago (+2/-0)

Nice Sportster, man. Those are fun. I like to ride on and off road.
https://files.catbox.moe/suih6y.jpg

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:46:56 ago (+1/-0)

I never rode a harley before. it roars and pulls like a scalded mule.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:34:26 ago (+2/-0)

meh I like my side-by-side far better these days.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:55:38 ago (+1/-0)

“Who’s the cool guy now”

The nigger that steals it from you

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:28:56 ago (+0/-0)

Hard to do with a torso full of holes

[ - ] wyrmblut 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 04:46:02 ago (+1/-0)*

why is there a rainbow on the tank and why is it white? I have a 2012 nightster but always liked the flat black styling of the 883 Iron better. Didnt know they made a 1200 Iron now. Still im tempted to get a 1996 sporty or whatever year they switched to FI and paint it flat black. I want my bike to still work after some high up israeli mossad faggots accidentally set of the sampson plan and EMP us while shoving random things up their butt

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:49:16 ago (+1/-0)

I can't put you down for riding anything, except a bicycle. That bike and an iroc z28 are kind of what we all thought you had anyways.

Out of curiosity, what's you bike riding style history? Cruisers and dirt bikes etc? Ever been on a proper liter bike like R1 or zx10?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:25:02 ago (+0/-0)

I rode a '83 kawasaki GPz 750 cross country twice in the 80's. I drive a Silverado single cab short bed. I am however a redneck of the 1st degree. and I carry a gun.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:44:04 ago (+2/-1)

Now why couldn't you save the world and get one of these like me (2 of 'em).

https://www.razor.com.au/products/razor-a5-air-scooter-black

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 15:56:27 ago (+1/-0)

I did a search for you name in this lengthy thread and wasn't disappointed. Paul, you are SO lame.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 19:20:29 ago (+0/-1)

Oh man that is hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 22:26:04 ago (+1/-0)

Can't be hurtful if it's true, scooter boy.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 00:05:20 ago (+0/-1)

Please don't mock me 'cos I ride a kick-scooter. I could buy a porsche tomorrow but, no, I prefer a kick-scooter!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 yearApr 9, 2023 00:17:39 ago (+1/-0)

I know you won't buy a Porsche tomorrow because your wife won't let you. Apparently, she won't even allow you to get an electric scooter. Bummer, dude. Glad I'm not you.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 00:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

1. Correct but I wouldn't want one anyway. Did once as a 17 yo. 2. Nah she don't care none 'bout an e-scooter but I don't want one and here's why since you were silly enough to encourage me...e.scooters, like bicycles, get you from A to B too quickly and because they are fast modes of transport you need to concentrate heaps. A kick-scooter is leisurely - you walk some and ride some. And you can interact with pedestrians better i.e. kick-scootering sociable. I don't feel the same cyclist hate. It's far more fun than I expected and indeed I reach for the scooter rather than the bike!

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 00:08:19 ago (+0/-1)

When I do something e.g. buy a kick-scooter, I want the whole world to know about it. That is what being an attention-whore is all about. Pathetic but there ya go!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 yearApr 9, 2023 00:14:02 ago (+1/-0)

You're bragging about that? Extra lame.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

fuck the world

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:41:13 ago (+1/-0)

That's awesome bro!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:54:43 ago (+2/-1)

How much money did you invest in that two wheeled glorified tractor?:

My new toy is electric and looks super gay but accelerates incredibly fast.

Guessing you have at least $6500 Biden bills invested, plus remnants of one last remaining testicle.

Girls ride sportsers (when they start).

Other faggots just get Harley tattoos.

Let’s race!

My gay as fuck electric scooter against your super duper queer fag mobile!!!

WINNER gets a 24 of Bud Light

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:23:07 ago (+2/-0)

24 pack consumed enema style

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:45:01 ago (+2/-0)

I heard with that guy you can just pour it in, no tubing required.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

I fukn laughed out loud at that!

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:26:27 ago (+0/-0)

good one

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

Last Harley I saw in detail was a friend's. He pulled up into my driveway and promptly emptied all the oil out.

I did some perusing of diagrams I found in the ancient dusty archives of the internet, and it turns out to be a design flaw. Some dumbass thought it a good idea to have an all-metal male-to-male (as the only) connector between the oil pump and the rest of the bike. ON A MACHINE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT SHAKE!

So have a look at that area just in case.

Keep the rubber side down and the shiny side up!

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 00:20:48 ago (+1/-0)

That hasn't been a consideration since the Shovelheads.
The Evo's ended up bombproof.
The Twin Cam's started strong and have been outstanding engines.
The M8's are having some problems due to the power they're producing.
But oil leaks haven't been a common problem in decades.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:53:43 ago (+1/-0)

Don Henley’s love will still be strong after you have gone !
https://files.catbox.moe/to3cjp.gif

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:08:11 ago (+2/-0)

I have a magnificent head of salt and pepper hair. A friend of mine said he wants my hair donated to him when I bought the bike.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:50:42 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome, now start taking all the gay shit off.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:09:31 ago (+2/-0)

If I do it it's sigma not gay

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 00:41:20 ago (+0/-0)

Remember to remove the "organ donor" status on your drivers license

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

why

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -1 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:13:43 ago (+0/-1)

Because he's a cager idiot.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

Nice (unusual) colour scheme. Cream and blue.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:41:01 ago (+1/-1)

BOOMER! BOOMER USA!!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

I can smell the jealousy from here

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 1 yearApr 7, 2023 23:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

It’s from this. Not jealousy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:29:51 ago (+0/-0)

accurate. except no tats and margarita

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 7, 2023 23:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 21:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

aren't sportsters for girls?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:14:55 ago (+0/-0)

are you questioning my gender

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:21:54 ago (+2/-0)

not any more

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:25:59 ago (+0/-0)

I bench more than you and Im 63

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 01:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

I was just fucking with you

be safe out there, other drivers are idiots

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:52:18 ago (+0/-0)

Unless things have changed (and it's not impossible, haven't looked into it in a while) you'll be the cool guy 100 miles at a time.

Aside from that you'll have some of it spread out over your garage floor as you fix some shit or other.

[ - ] jsac 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:44:15 ago (+0/-0)*

"Who's the cool guy now?" dunno... i can definitely show you who the apple user is tho...... might as well show us a pic of your new Mac you bought... lol. (as in overhyped/priced POS product). Hope you got a good price on it used and you didnt buy that thing new.

edit: i just noted its tagged as a 2019.... hope the price was right (with low miles). retail theyre not even close to worth it.

edit2: to be fair while im ripping you i might as well tell you what i have... purchased a 2022 black on black goldwing tour 6 speed Manual with 0 miles last year.... 6 fucking cylinders son. more cubes than my wifes car.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 09:12:05 ago (+1/-0)*

You might as well have bought a car 😆 while you’re gridlocked in traffic the sportster will be filtering to the front. To me, the point of riding is to beat all the traffic and holdups. When we had covid commie borders erected everyone had to leave for work 1.5 hours early to sit in the traffic, I left for work like always and was never late😆

[ - ] jsac 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 10:40:40 ago (+0/-0)

ya... filtering is legal in what? 1 or 2 states? i bought my bike for week long tours cross country with the wife... not bar hopping trying to look cool. lol

[ - ] NedsHead 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:34:06 ago (+0/-0)

Just drive and roll down a window haha

[ - ] jsac 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:37:21 ago (+0/-0)

ill assume you never rode a motorcycle longer than an hour.... multi day road trips on a luxury touring machine are amazing. if i want fillings removed ill see a dentist. ;)

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:42:57 ago (+0/-0)

I live in Florida and can ride year round

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:33:30 ago (+0/-0)

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