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My wife thinks I don’t give her enough privacy.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:18:18 ago (+36/-0)     (Jokes)

Well, at least that's what she said in her diary.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:22:35 ago (+7/-0)

You should put air tags in all her clothes so she knows how much you love her

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:31:43 ago (+5/-0)

Are those kind of like skin tags, only made out of air instead?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:35:45 ago (+3/-0)

Yes

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:39:10 ago (+5/-0)

Gutentags!

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 23:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

Tags for hags then!

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:39:08 ago (+4/-0)

Tell her, "Tough shit! Everything in my house is MINE, and I can do what I want with it". She'll just calm right down about it after you make that clear to her.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:06:28 ago (+2/-0)

was that before or after her story about the mailman in your bed?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:09:48 ago (+3/-0)

She came home before I could get that far.

To be continued...

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 21:22:51 ago (+2/-0)

Pry Vasee is also the name of the black guy she's been fucking behind your back.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:13:53 ago (+1/-0)

very good!

[ - ] BohMoon 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 23:55:58 ago (+1/-0)

Read more and you'll find - faggot song but it fits gay guys who have girlfriends.

The love she'd waited for
Was someone else, not me
Wouldn't you know it?
She wouldn't show it