I got so drunk last Saturday night... - Upgoat

I got so drunk last Saturday night...
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:43:53 ago (+20/-0) (Jokes)

I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:49:26 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:01:47 ago (+4/-0)

That was my date, Shaquanda. She won 2nd place.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:43:35 ago (+3/-0)

Me at my wedding. I could have collapsed dead and my in-laws still would have clapped.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 22:24:35 ago (+3/-0)

Hahahaha I know why!

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:55:44 ago (+2/-2)

A man dancing is the gayest thing anyone can possible witness. Unless you are drunk. Then it's awesome and hilarious.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 23:08:16 ago (+1/-0)

kek, good one!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 13:00:38 ago (+1/-0)

That I went home and blew chunks

Chunks is the name of my dog.