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A doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital, so he opens up a clinic and puts a sign in the window: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 17:42:56 ago (+49/-1)     (Jokes)

A (((lawyer))) thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Doc: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh, this is kerosene."

Doc: "Splendid, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Doc: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Doc: "Awesome, you got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100...

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak. I can't see at all."

Doc: "Oh well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

Doc: "Spectacular, your eyesight is restored. Now you owe me $20."



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[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:36:31 ago (+1/-0)

The lawyer determined to get his $100 goes back to the doctor the next week.

Lawyer: Doctor my penis doesn't work.

Doc: "Nurse suck this man off".

Nurse: "Doc it's really not working".

Doc: "Sorry we don't serve faggot lawyers. Now pay me $20!".

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:44:39 ago (+0/-0)

UR!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

Business model is basicaly fucking over jews who he baits with the scam pricing

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 11:34:47 ago (+1/-0)

Must be a lucrative practice in certain areas.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:09:54 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:44:28 ago (+2/-0)

Fake. No (((lawyer))) would actually pay its bills. Also, that doctor has to be White, to be that clever.

[ - ] Aze 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:01:30 ago (+2/-0)

I had to go back and double check if you said jew lawyer after reading about how sleesy he was.

I was not (((disappointed))).

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:02:59 ago (+8/-2)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 18:25:44 ago (+4/-0)

"I guess you can have your five dollars."?!?

That must be a novice jew.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:13:19 ago (+1/-1)

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