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I’m not a moon landing debater or a flat earther, but I just had a conspiracy theory idea that you guys can run with

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to science 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 09:42:03 ago (+2/-3)     (science)

I don’t know if I really believe this, but I entertained my own thought, for sure:

The U.S. Government is using their best doctors and scientists and possibly cloned body parts to keep Buzz Aldrin alive and looking virile and younger than he actually is so the space program can have a rock star and figurehead. This Buzz Aldrin may even be a younger man who looks similar who they get to make rap videos and parade out to the public

I do believe we are being manipulated to suck Nasa’s dick, because beginning in 2016 all of these vapid idiot celebrities like the Kardashians began wearing NASA hoodies and it is a fashion trend that persists to this day. I felt like it was being artificially forced on us in its heyday of like 2020.


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 07:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

Buzz Aldrin is looking very old. So if they're doing that they're not doing good job. He was one of the younger ones in the space program. He was also much more into physical fitness. Nonetheless he's looking very old and he's starting to be sort of I don't know he's wearing the loud clothing and other things that people do when they start to get old in cataracts make their eyes not see color as well so they start wearing really bright colors and other things. He's definitely showing his age.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 13:21:20 ago (+0/-0)

my dick is so big it uses the Moon as a shower cap.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 09:55:13 ago (+2/-0)

muh dik is a moonlandin' cause it hard as a rock ~ TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 09:57:54 ago (+2/-0)

MY DICK LIKE THE MOON CUZ IT COME OUT AT NIGHT BUT EVERY ONCE IN WHILE U CAN SEE IT IN THE DAY 2 YA HEARD

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 14:53:40 ago (+0/-0)

MUH DICK LIKE PLANET PLUTO HARD TO SEE WITH THE NAKED EYE

But if i crashed in to Ur Anus i would stick it where the sun dont shine

Cos im kind of like Han Solo always strokin my own wookie im the root of all thats evil yeah but you can call me cookie...

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire....

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 16:56:18 ago (+0/-0)

Jimmy Pop, that you?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 09:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

ITS ME YOU BITCHES! IM HIGH ON CRACK! WANNA FREEBASE?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 07:16:59 ago (+1/-0)

Afroman say why you need more explanation than muh dick

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:01:02 ago (+0/-0)

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