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Junkyard Race War

submitted by Kung_Flu to anything 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 08:02:56 ago (+6/-0)     (anything)

I had this silly idea for a talmud vision show.

Junkyard Wars style of clobbered together bullshit to accomplish some task, but the teams are very clearly defined. On one side you have the uglist motherfucking hillbillies you can find. On the other side are well dressed well behaved niggers. (Yes, they do exist, Hollywood uses these rare specimens all of the time) The idea is the hillbillies always show up the niggers because they actually can demonstrate understanding of the principles and have useful skills. The hillbillies have a cavalier and reckless attitude. The niggers try to explain things in an educated manner and can present it in a neat way on a chalkboard but they fuck up putting it together or forget an important detail.

The show makes a point that this is the worst whites (at least, playing upon talmud vision stereotypes) have to offer versus the best niggers have to offer and niggers still fall short.


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[ - ] Peleg 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 08:20:48 ago (+5/-0)

The all female episode would be hilarious.
Upitty sheboons can't do anything because of their 6 inch nails. White trailer park meth whores are amazing. They can watch 6 kids, do dishes, laundry, gossip with all the neighbors, give 4 blowjob's, and never miss a second of judge Judy! And do it all in 5 hours!

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 08:29:07 ago (+2/-0)

The niggers try to explain things in an educated manner and can present it in a neat way on a chalkboard but they fuck up putting it together or forget an important detail.

Lol the exact definition of 'cargo culting'

Doing eNgImeeRiNg activities = engineering

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 08:20:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 10:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 12:59:01 ago (+1/-0)

I would love watching that show.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 12:28:48 ago (+0/-0)

You should read what Norman Spinrad did to football.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 12:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

Until you run into that fuckkng nigger who takes apart and rebuilds teslas that have been wrecked or burnt. The dude was insane autistic nigger when it came to building and engineering shit

Ok found it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NuAMczraBIM

[ - ] namefagsrgay -2 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 08:32:05 ago (+0/-2)

Well... I hate niggers. But whites are fuckin stupid too, and your show is gonna suck for you unless you specifically go out of the way too groom your niggers to be extra stupid. There's a lot of niggers out there smarter than you if you sincerely think this idea would work

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 10:14:23 ago (+2/-0)

go out of the way too groom your niggers to be extra stupid.

I dont think you need to waste your time.

Can't you just have a hillbilly yell out nigger in some way every episode?

[ - ] Kung_Flu [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:53:37 ago (+0/-0)

Every episode ends up with the hillbillies completing the task with flying colors while yelling "Niggers!" The niggers use their kenyan legs to get to the finish line and a brawl ensues.