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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2023 21:29:57 ago (+0/-0)

Should have tossed the nigger a cinder block instead

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 13:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why did the black guy go into the water to begin with?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 17 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:21:44 ago (+17/-0)

Problem solved. One less nigger and one less nigger lover.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 06:14:46 ago (+8/-0)

Even the other nigger didn't want to die for that nigger.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 09:14:54 ago (+4/-0)

The other nigger knew it was a nigger and wasn't worth saving.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:36:47 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:17:22 ago (+4/-0)

I'll drink to that!

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:27:28 ago (+0/-0)

pow!

[ - ] Inward 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:10:13 ago (+4/-0)

I'm assuming it was a jew. Don't tell me otherwise.

[ - ] xachariah 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 00:59:42 ago (+4/-0)

Your think that they would jump into danger to save someone's life?

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 07:26:50 ago (+2/-0)

The nigger had gold teeth.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

gey wuz wayin him down!

[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 22:22:08 ago (+2/-0)

Jumped in to save his pibull.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:17:37 ago (+1/-0)

Otherwise!

[ - ] 3Whuurs 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 23:44:09 ago (+7/-0)

I had to water rescue a friend in a river once that got the wind knocked out of him cliff jumping. I was exceptionally strong swimmer at the time, but had no idea how to perform a rescue.
When I got to him I just knew he wasn’t going to let me roll him over on his back so I could side swim him in.
His elbows were kind of locked in to his stomach as he was starting to go under trying to doggy paddle and breath.
So I just took a deep breath and before he could grab me I dove and came up at him from underneath by grabbing his elbow and power swimming him up and to shore.
As dumb of a method as that sounds, thankfully it worked perfectly cause he even told me he was desperate to grab me as I swam up but because I went in from below, as soon as his head came up and he was able to still try to breathe he didn’t feel the need to reach down and actually grab me.

Thankfully we only had about 50ft to go, so I was able to push as hard as I could on 1 breath for about 10-12 seconds and I just dropped him and came up for a 5 second breath, he was just barely starting to go head under again but I got him to shore on round 2.

Another friend even got a photo of it while a family across the River seen the whole thing.
Fucker never even thanked me and went on to become the biggest COVID fag I know lol.
But he’s a paramedic so all his saves are really mine.. lol.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 00:16:15 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 00:23:54 ago (+4/-1)

Haha, if it’s possible to be thankful in body language alone, I’d say he was thankful, but he just wouldn’t say it, lol.
I even told the story among friends a few times over the years and joked how he never even thanked me, and he still refused to say it.
He never really told the story cause he’d have to lie to say his head wasn’t underwater ready to die before I got to him.
He wouldn’t lie, he just couldn’t acknowledge it.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 14:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

I did an advanced life saving class as a kid and what your technique is on target. Coming from beneath is something they teach, also roll on back and side-swim.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 19:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

Really?
I’ve never looked it up even afterwards, but I’d never seen or heard of it before just doing it.

The side swim idea was just from watching TV, but even that I’ve only seen done like lifeguards do when they give people a floatation device to hang on to first.

How exactly do they suggest you hold or grab someone from beneath? If my friend didn’t have his elbows right at his gut to grab, I think maybe pushing from under their arm would be the only other place to grab.
You can’t push from under their ass or just push up against their stomach.

[ - ] letsgetit 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:06:44 ago (+8/-0)

This video is Darwinism acting out in real time. The nigger lets go of the only thing holding him above water, the wood log.

[ - ] Inward 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:11:29 ago (+6/-0)

Wood is racist.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:21:11 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

I have two pair of those

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 20:25:14 ago (+7/-0)

Why can’t niggers swim? I used to watch Survivor. They always set the camp up near water. About half the challenges were water related. They always sat out the blacks on the water challenges. These nigs looked like they went to the gym everyday, but they couldn’t swim a stroke. You have about a year of prep time after you’re selected. Go to the YMCA and take some swim lessons before you go on TV. My white ass could swim like a dolphin when I was 5. It’s not hard.

Niggers drowning in shallow water is one of life’s great mysteries.

[ - ] recon_johnny 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:19:11 ago (+5/-0)

Niggers drowning in shallow water is one of life’s great mysteries.

Also one of it's gifts

[ - ] Inward 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:13:56 ago (+4/-0)

It must be a genetic mutation that did not occur in that species. They never took to the water, even by boat. They never explored. White man and others look to the water as a thing to conquer.

[ - ] Grospoliner 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:32:47 ago (+3/-0)

Water in Africa is full of alligators so they stayed out.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 23:19:09 ago (+1/-0)

The ocean too?

[ - ] YamicaInTheBackPocket 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 00:05:24 ago (+4/-0)

big fast torpedos of flesh and fangs called sharks are in the ocean. lots of reefs off of africa's coast with lost of tasty fish. nowadays, much less millenia-old coral reefs now though, due to pollution and niggers litterally fishing with explosives for decades has really done a number on aquatic life in the area. So, maybe now more africans will pass on the genetic instincts to keep one's head above the water instead of becoming a tasty shark snack. Just a theory.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 07:28:39 ago (+1/-0)

Sharks rarely attack people and wouldn't stop Whites or any other group of non-niggers. You sure want to stump for groids.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 01:49:29 ago (+1/-0)

White man took to the water

As a roadway to other lands when his lands grew too crowded. And by crowded I mean something like more than one family per sightline. It's how the swastika, law, math, and civilization was transferred to all the other landmasses. Usually with a caste system to keep the Whites separate from the locals, though that only lasts about as long as a couple generations.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 18:08:27 ago (+7/-0)

There's a particular grip you get a drowning person with so that they cannot drag you down with them. You basically flip 'em on their back and drag them along with you. Obv nobody here would bother with an animal like that though.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:36:20 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 06:38:25 ago (+4/-0)

The first thing you learn in a rescue class is that a panicking person will pull you down into the water. You either approach from behind or wait...

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 18:01:26 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 18:24:00 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 18:33:39 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:35:36 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:27:00 ago (+2/-0)

natural aflete!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 11:42:28 ago (+1/-0)

Wahrd!

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:26:42 ago (+2/-0)

it could have been so much worse if they werent vaxxed!

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 03:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

1. get largish balloon

2. write "niggers are stupid" on the balloon

3. go near bay, tie to something floating, let it out into the water.

4. ?????????

5. PROFIT

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 15, 2023 16:18:43 ago (+0/-0)

fucking stupid nigger

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 00:19:52 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 02:34:51 ago (+2/-0)

Oh ruhlly?! Well, I wonder bout that. Did seem they both went down real quick like. I myself think swam in that water no rpoblem, except for myabe how cold that was. I wish people knew how to panic with a bit more grace. We losing our minds and our hearts these days

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 20:13:30 ago (+2/-0)

Too bad they all didn't drown. STFU.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:34:59 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 02:32:07 ago (+1/-0)

I could be drunk, skinny as fuck and still save both those retards. I might even manage such a feat. But everyone looking on sithout doing shit deserves to die the most.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:52:17 ago (+1/-0)

..could make a rope with clothing…., if..if worth getting naked for little reason other than not watching people die

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 01:29:15 ago (+4/-0)

I'd rather burn every clothing factory in Asia than risk my shirt to save a nigger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 11:37:24 ago (+0/-0)

Day of the rope?

I mean no one thought to get some rope?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

at least no one can say he was racist!