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Can I tell you a joke?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 16:30:38 ago (+41/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/g0o6yw.mp4



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[ - ] lastlist 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 7, 2023 03:11:55 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 18:50:57 ago (+3/-0)

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Death

What do you want?

Death

Do you have a warrant?

Death

…..this comment brought to you by your local police department and….death

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 17:27:25 ago (+3/-0)

Fuckin genius. I'm stealing that. Comedy fucking gold.

[ - ] Ozark 9 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 16:55:59 ago (+9/-0)

That makes grandpa smile.

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 16:42:40 ago (+4/-0)


https://youtu.be/ADlGkXAz1D0

Bana-nana-nana-na na-na (Ay!)
Bana-nana-nana-na na-na (Now!)
Bana-nana-nana-na na-na
Yah! I'm banana man
Bana-nana-nana-na na-na (Ay!)
Bana-nana-nana-na na-na (Now!)
Bana-nana-nana-na na-na
Yah! I'm banana man

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 19:23:28 ago (+2/-1)

What the fuck

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 7, 2023 20:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

Russian pop music.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 20:09:26 ago (+1/-1)

Why did I watch all of that

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 7, 2023 06:31:09 ago (+4/-0)

Because it was wholesome and good. Your “people” (spawns of Satan) are naturally repulsed and are naturally adverse to such things.

[ - ] Rowdybme 6 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 16:42:12 ago (+6/-0)

Good thing she didn't choke on that joke

[ - ] mannerbund 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 17:27:40 ago (+4/-0)

It's amazing what kids don't and do choke on. Sometimes you'll think they are going to die forking in such a bite, other times it's the worlds smallest fucking crumb from toast. First born had me on edge for years, until I had more.