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New Jersey Woman Blows Herself Up In House Full Of Cats

submitted by dulcima to WTF 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:11:59 ago (+21/-0)     (breaking911.com)

https://breaking911.com/new-jersey-woman-blows-herself-up-in-house-full-of-cats/

@Zyklonbeekeeper, next time it's bears


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 14:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

Why do I like this post?...have an "upper" on me

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

If I lived in a house full of 30 cats, I'd burn that fucker to the ground as well.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 19:29:56 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe this is jewish lighnting. You know the property was going to be a PITA to rehab after 30 cats.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:22:24 ago (+1/-0)

I’m surprised a woman could figure out how to blow up anything. Burn down, sure. Blowing up takes some doing.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 12:04:34 ago (+0/-0)

Why slaughter cats?

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:00:26 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps the college cult victims will kill all their "lesser" identity groups and themselves with the same motivation of the cat lady and depressed nuts who kill their kids and then themselves.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:44:22 ago (+3/-0)

Another victim of ZOG.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:00:14 ago (+3/-0)

Oh shit, I'm glad you commented. I got worried about you when I read the post title.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:17:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:01:11 ago (+2/-0)

So she did the landlord a big favor.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 14:40:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 08:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

poor cats

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:06:01 ago (+0/-0)

It's a catastrophe.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 08:40:42 ago (+2/-0)

That's a way to solve everyone's issues!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:43:32 ago (+1/-0)

Are you trying to imply scorched earth isnt a valid strategy?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:38:52 ago (+1/-0)

No, really the only loser here could be the insurance company or homeowner. Otherwise, all the other problems have sorted themselves out.

Who knows, maybe landlord / owner insured it for more than it was worth?

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:30:42 ago (+1/-0)

If she owned the property, no coverage is afforded for deliberately damaging/demolishing her own property.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 19:32:54 ago (+1/-0)*

Can you do that? I thought they would only pay as much as the damages. So even if you had more insurance, nominally, you'd only be reimbursed up to the value of the house, with their option to repair it as well.

Actually, my neighbors house burned almost to the ground, and they had a fight with their insurance about repair vs rebuilding. They eventually only left the front façade of the house intact, while the entire structure had to be rebuilt. I suppose that was the compromise. Took like a year to rebuild it though.

Another two people that I know, who live next to each other, the one's (giant) tree fell on the other's house. Injured somebody in the house not to mention crushing their roof. They also fought with the insurance a long time about something, IDK what it was but it took them like years to rebuild. Apparently it was determined that the guy who owned the tree didn't have to pay.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 09:42:50 ago (+0/-0)

It seems it depends on the policy. The policy we have has the value of the house higher than what we bought it for and covers complete rebuilds. Granted, I don't live in Florida or another state that's usually hit by hurricanes.

If the cat lady was the homeowner (haven't seen anything saying if she owned or rented), insurance company and the bank are out of luck.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 17:08:08 ago (+1/-0)

Ok but you can't collect past what it takes to replace your losses. A rebuild. It's not like you can profit off of it, although I guess a new structure could be worth more than an old one.

If a cat lady lived in a place, I can see burning it being the best option. Don't get me wrong.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 18:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

It's more as a way to guarantee that even if materials increase, they'd still replace it.

Fire is the only good way to take out excess ammonia.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 08:14:26 ago (+0/-0)

Nutty nitwit.

Poor kitties.