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Toilet bowl cleaner is a scam

submitted by deleted to LifeProTips 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 12:49:13 ago (+4/-0)     (LifeProTips)

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[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 6 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 12:55:25 ago (+6/-0)

Who knew you could just lick it clean like that!!

🚽 💩

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:34:40 ago (+0/-0)

Hey skullfucker...you ever try getting your tongue underneath the "rim"?...it's an impossible "job"...

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:08:33 ago (+2/-0)

"Do you know what doesn't happen in a toilet bowl? Drying."

What kind of toilet do you have? Mine doesn't have a continuous water flow, so surfaces above the water line get totally dry.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush with powdered 'Ajax' seems to work just fine for cleaning it. What is this all about?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:25:19 ago (+3/-0)

I bet he tried that one tik tok toilet video

https://files.catbox.moe/wx21e6.mp4

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 15:27:16 ago (+2/-0)

Somewhere around adding the mustard I was thinking a liter of coke and a handful of mentos could really boost the view numbers.

[ - ] Questionable_2 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 16:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

I was hoping the fucker would mix some shit together that had a major chemical reaction

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 00:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lolxd 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:01:06 ago (+2/-0)

Idk, I like the convenience of toilet bowl cleaner for things that aren't cleaning toilets that I can't list here since chemistry is forbidden internet knowledge.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 17:39:12 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently chmesirty is forbidden knowledge to you because antacid, denture cleaner and toilet cleaner ar the same thing, Sodium citrate you can buy in 50 pound bags at industrial supply houses. You like the reward ting a ling of buying the lael and seeing it in your cupboard. Most do.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:14:07 ago (+0/-0)

It's forbidden internet knowledge because someone will tattle to the Feds, and I don't like talking to them.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 13:11:30 ago (+2/-0)

OMF'n'G...the jews brainwashed me and, made me buy Soft Scrub.

FUKN ROTHSCHILDS!!!!.

Illuminati Cleaning Lady Brigade.

Thoust must force the goy to use Liquid Plumber.

What would Jesus do? I'll tell you what he would do, he would use elbow grease or if it's a jam up, some old school "ye ole consecrated lye".

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

shine on, with a fresh bleach n peppermint oder, my bretherin
\o

ps. personally i like the smell of that Simple Green stuff.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 12:53:26 ago (+2/-0)

We were waiting half a day?

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 13:53:37 ago (+0/-0)

For the miracle to come..

I'm halfway questioning the existence of people who don't use a toilet bowl brush, but somehow expect a liquid to do it for them?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 00:44:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:55:55 ago (+1/-0)

I just use a small amount of bleach for that chemical fresh smell.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:07:19 ago (+2/-1)

I use it because it disinfects, and prevents bacterial growth; which water alone cannot do. Looking clean, and actually being clean, are two completely separate things.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:58:11 ago (+1/-1)

But it is re-infected on your first shit ...

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 15:12:15 ago (+3/-0)

Drink bleach before each b.m.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 00:42:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 17:58:41 ago (+0/-0)

I pay for the convenience of having a bottle that shoots gooey gel at an upward angle underneath the bowls rim, making it super easy to clean.

The alternative is not pleasant.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 17:35:01 ago (+0/-0)

99.9% of everything you buy with a logo on it is a scam.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 15:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

Op doxed as tech support nigger