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chocolate

submitted by boekanier to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 01:12:17 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Kozel 11 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 01:45:24 ago (+11/-0)

Hershey is a disgusting chocolate. It tastes like rotten shit to anyone who was not brought up eating hersheys.

It used to be made from rotten milk, then when they figured out how to keep milk from rotting their consoomerbase of idiots preferred the rotten milk version. So now hershey makes their milk undergo lipolysis on purpose so the fatty acids in the milk decompose, resulting in a rancid, or 'goaty' taste.

So when Europeans taste hershey they are disgusted that it tastes like puke. And when a hershey eating American tastes normal chocolate they are too used to eating puke and cannot enjoy it.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 05:47:58 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 01:50:12 ago (+1/-0)

^

Needs infinitely more upvotes.

[ - ] boekanier [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 03:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

I never heard of the brand, do they sell that shit in europe?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 04:16:51 ago (+0/-0)

It's an american brand milk chocolate. I don't think they sell in Eu, because Euros don't like milk chocolate.

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 06:01:25 ago (+4/-0)

they dont sell it in EU because Europeans find vomit chocolate abhorrent

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 06:19:15 ago (+2/-0)

Europe is responsible for carob so I'll call it a draw.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 08:23:05 ago (+0/-0)

These are people who eat black liquorice thinking it’s candy. No it’s melted down tires. Disgusting.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 09:20:31 ago (+0/-0)

I must defend my licorice brothers. It's the candy of warriors.
Also, there is only black licorice. Delicious

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 08:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

So when Europeans taste hershey they are disgusted that it tastes like puke. And when a hershey eating American tastes normal chocolate they are too used to eating puke and cannot enjoy it.

And with one single post you have compelled me to admit I was wrong about you.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 07:19:39 ago (+0/-0)

Hersheys tastes like puke because it has butyric acid in it, same as vomit. Now just looking at the packet will enduce the same flavour in your mouth! How innovative.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 07:43:24 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/7og4jm.jpeg

Kitchenaid also is using trannies in their advertising.

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:37:44 ago (+2/-0)

Kitchen AIDS

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 07:56:40 ago (+0/-0)

Too funny. Kitchen aid just hightened my "fruit phobia"

Fuck 'em anyways Klarstein has a stand mixer that looks and acts like theirs for waay cheaper anyways.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 07:59:45 ago (+2/-0)

Now I have to investigate Klarstein to see what its sexual orientation is as a company.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 14:32:26 ago (+2/-0)

its sexual orientation is as a company.

JFC this clown world.

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 10:08:40 ago (+1/-0)

perfect opportunity to let Hershey destroy itself and another reasonable company fill the vacuum. The history of chocolate (especially Hershey) is quite interesting. I'm in Ecuador. tons of chocolate here obviously, but it's almost as if the people don't appreciate it as much as us americans do. of course mos of it is exportedd. Hershey is imported here, nobody buys it because the heavy tarrif, and everyone thinks it tastes like shit, so it sits on shelves and collects dust here.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 12:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

Women wanted this

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 18:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

No we didnt.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 19:21:11 ago (+0/-0)

I knew this would trigger you.

If the majority of women voted for this then yes, they did

[ - ] GottaGasEmAll 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 17:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

Hersheys chocolate is 10-15% chocolate.