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Your robot surgeon will see you: Robotic arm enters the human body through the rectum to 3D print living cells on damaged organs

submitted by knightwarrior41 to science 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 23:04:01 ago (+5/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11808309/New-robot-enters-human-body-rectum-3D-print-living-cells-damaged-organs.html



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[ - ] 11hrr 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 22:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe that's what the aliens have been doing all along...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 06:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

Robot arm thru the rectum, aye? Tell me more.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 06:21:57 ago (+0/-0)

it should hurt lawl

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:19:59 ago (+4/-0)

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:25:16 ago (+2/-0)

Damn you. I was gonna say that.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:19:32 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:06:12 ago (+1/-0)

Wait a minute! First these sodomites get AZT to help their HIV from progressing, then they get PREP (fuck as thou wilt) to negate the risk and now they get robotic asshole repair for their resultant incontinence? Just when you thought they were getting over by adopting boys, these cunning faggots surprise us yet again!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 23:37:52 ago (+3/-0)

Robot surgeons don't need to be perfect, merely better than the human ones. Which is a surprisingly low bar considering medical malpractice being a leading cause of death and all.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:26:13 ago (+1/-0)

Diversity hires...

[ - ] Monica 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 23:10:28 ago (+3/-0)

AI finds out where 'doctors' are putting the robots they are NOT going to be happy.