submitted by Centaurus to Jokes1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 17:54:15 ago (+48/-0) (Jokes)
"What should I pay you?" the monk asks.
"No charge, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.
That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut: "What shall I pay you, my son?"
"No charge for a man of the cloth such as yourself." And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen roses.
That day, Rabbi Finklestein comes in to get his sideburns trimmed: "What do you want I should pay you?"
"Nothing, for a man of God such as yourself." And the next morning, what do you know? The barber finds on his doorstep — a dozen rabbis!
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Nice work
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