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Any one getting Nikki Haley confused with Tulsi Gabbard?

submitted by Glowbright to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 11:49:33 ago (+4/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Yesterday I was having a conversation with a friend and I asked him what he thought about the emerging GOP 2024 presidential candidates. I asked him if he thought DeSantis or Haley posed any real challenge for Trump. His response was confusing at first:

I can't believe anyone is taking Nikki Haley seriously as a GOP candidate. I mean she was a Democrat up until last fall when she left the party. I can't believe anyone can see her as anything other than a RINO

So after a few moments of confused conversation it became clear that my friend was confusing Nikki Haley with Tulsi Gabbard. Once I thought about it I realized that these two figures are nearly clones of each other in terms of their politics, policies, background, military career and even their physical appearance. If you ignore the (D) or (R) next to their names and you ignore that one is from Hawaii and on from South Carolina, these two have massive similarities as candidates. I think this can be used to advantage. Nikki Haley is clearly a poison pill designed to split the GOP base and pull votes away from Trump. Can we conflate Nikki Haley together with Tulsi Gabbard and make it go viral to poison the well?


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[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:04:49 ago (+4/-1)

It's easy... Tulsi is the complete fucking psycho raised in a sex commune in hawaii that wants red flags on your guns.

She's a daffy cunt with sugar tits. Sugar tits Tulsi.

Niki haley is an ugly as sin Jewish shill dried up cunt that is power hungry with penis envy.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 11:59:59 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:06:00 ago (+3/-1)

Not a single one not our son called representatives is anybody we wanted.

Not one.

It's all Jews in need of the oven.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 13:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

👆 He's right.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 11:56:29 ago (+2/-0)

They're both jew israel asshole lickers

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 11:51:42 ago (+2/-0)

Their personalities and background were likely identified by a Jewish think tank as part of a 40 year plan as per the protocols of elder zion. They were likely groomed from an early age into their roles.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:37:52 ago (+0/-0)

Israel is not very creative

[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:22:17 ago (+0/-0)

Nikki should wear the traditional red dot on her forehead so we can tell them apart.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

Only morons would get them confused. It might work well enough.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah... the bottom half of both parties are fucking morons. I'm talking about making the bottom half of Trump's base think Haley is a DNC turncoat RINO. I think this could work.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 13:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

Washington DC needs to be nuked next event where ALL of those fuckers show up.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 11:52:49 ago (+0/-0)

I think this can be used to advantage. Nikki Haley is clearly a poison pill designed to split the GOP base and pull votes away from Trump. Can we conflate Nikki Haley together with Tulsi Gabbard and make it go viral to poison the well?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Glowbright [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:18:59 ago (+1/-0)

On the Haley one I would d have gone with "I work for... The DNC"

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Glowbright [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:47:42 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe 'they are the same picture' to you, but the target audience are the idiots. Not sure they will know who either the Rothschilds or the Rockefellers are