I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... - Upgoat

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet...
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 11:59:57 ago (+17/-1) (Jokes)

Because it’s a sobering reminder of why there's never any money in there.

[ - ] Lagmonster 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 16:35:54 ago (+3/-0)

That's funny, I carry a picture of your wife and kids in my wallet too.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 17:19:48 ago (+2/-0)

So if Im ever broke and I need someone to feel sorry for me... Nothing works better than her face and the kids afros.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:33:33 ago (+2/-0)

This reminds me of Jewish blond and polish jokes...

Attack the family marriage the real wealth of a man.

Not fucking fake green jew bucks

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:12:37 ago (+1/-0)

Hi Not fucking fake green jew bucks, I'm Dad.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 17:20:57 ago (+1/-0)

What does doglewarrior and a blonde say after orgasm??

Alright guys...everybody OUT!!

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 16:11:49 ago (+1/-0)

Damn, that's brutal.