The perfect girl doesn't exi... - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

The perfect girl doesn't exi...
submitted by Sector7 to humor 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 01:11:38 ago (+30/-7) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/pk75yd.mp4

[ - ] ModernGuilt 12 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 08:00:05 ago (+13/-1)

Off to get railed by the football team

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 09:12:09 ago (+2/-1)

Gay. Go be gay somewhere else.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 11:03:01 ago (+2/-0)

The incels here are so tiring.

[ - ] Rowdybme -2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 09:36:23 ago (+0/-2)

You the gay. Falling in love with a woman isn't gay.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 10:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

?! You must be retared.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 11:02:26 ago (+1/-0)

You must have issues with satisfying a woman if you think they all do that.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 07:49:51 ago (+5/-1)

I love her.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 09:11:13 ago (+4/-0)

She's mine!

[ - ] Rowdybme 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 09:35:16 ago (+3/-0)

That smile makes my heart hurt.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 20:40:59 ago (+0/-0)

Women that hand you beer are sexy.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 12:27:21 ago (+2/-0)

That gorgeous smile is more intoxicating than the cheap swill they are guzzling. If that man didn't put a baby in her, college was a waste

[ - ] Sector7 [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 13:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

She seems sweet. Hopefully she exits that environment before it's gone.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 11:13:46 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 09:21:08 ago (+3/-1)

Very skeptical. But yes I fell in love too. All the incels gonna hate.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 08:42:40 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck THE Ohio State University.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 11:01:52 ago (+2/-1)

Adorable.