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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 18:55:28 ago (+65/-2)     (Jokes)

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Almost as strong as Ajax Spray n’ Wipe, the super strong bathroom cleaner -- now available with scented lemon or vanilla!


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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 13 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 19:49:06 ago (+13/-0)

I will never not smile at these jokes, even when you can see them coming. There's something about the earnest self deception that's at the heart of the humor that makes them endlessly endearing and amusing.

Just like this bottle of lemon scented Ajax Spray'n Wipe that I got in exchange for allowing some old faggot to fondle my ballsack.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 19:34:55 ago (+6/-1)

21 year olds are over rated.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 19:59:42 ago (+4/-0)

Just put ear plugs in.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 21:19:48 ago (+2/-0)

What?

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 21:57:24 ago (+4/-0)

So you don't hear them talking and can appreciate the only good thing about them. Their looks.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 23:03:11 ago (+2/-0)

What?

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 01:56:44 ago (+2/-0)

You're gonna have to speak up.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 08:00:04 ago (+0/-0)

Wats that, you say

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:07:16 ago (+4/-0)

You best be talking about girls older than 21 being preferable.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:10:24 ago (+3/-0)

Indeed. I’d rather feed my balls to lion cubs than listen to 5 minutes of their monkeyminded bullshit.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 21:41:26 ago (+3/-0)

Really? Maybe youre doing it wrong.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 22:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

Watched a guy feed his leg to an adult lion through a fence a couple days ago, along with some minor other parts, then he died. There are ways to silence a 21 year old that easily make that the preferable choice.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist -9 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:18:34 ago (+1/-10)*

Technically it's pedophilia, the brain only finishes maturing at around age 25 and until then the full mental capacity for consenting to sexual activity is questionable.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 22:29:32 ago (+3/-0)

The brain never finishes developing so the fake science on that one is just plain bad

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2023 02:23:05 ago (+0/-0)

I FEEL LIKE MY DICK GROW EVERY DAY 4 REAL THO

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 07:37:11 ago (+3/-0)

Oh my god take your pedo hunting fucking bullshit and go fucking fuck yourself. Holy shit we need to exterminate mental fucktards that link everything to pedophilia.

WE'RE FULL.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 16:53:34 ago (+0/-0)*

The mental faculties are not at their peak until around age 25, thus a 21 year old is likely not yet reached her fullest cognitive capacity to consent to sex (among many other things).

There's no material difference between that and pedophilia. Cognitive ability matters when it comes to informed voluntary consent.

Mental faculties begin to decline after peaking at around 25, and continue to do so until death.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 22:36:56 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you trying to make sex with infants seem like no different than sex with adults??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2023 12:09:53 ago (+0/-0)*

AoC should be 25. With an allowance for sex between partners within a certain age range (say, 4 years apart). This allowance will be qhere the majority of sexual activity occurs. In other words, sexual behavior will be tightly regulated to ensure as equal partnership as possible.

And there'd be a period between 25 and 65 where they can have aex with anyone else within that range regardless of age, as well as those who are within 4 years of their age.

Porn, if it is allowed to exist, will be so regulated that all the pornstars will be 25 at the very youngest, and 65 at the very oldest.

Under my proposal, there'd also be an upper age limit to sex that follows the same rules but in reverse, a 65 year old or older would lose their ability to consent to sex with someone drastically younger, and in cases where this occurs its the younger one who gets charged.

Look at the decisions being made but 18 19 20 21 year olds, tell me they would make the same retarded choices if they were in their mid 20s.

I think it's clear that they aren't fully adult yet, they shouldn't be sexually active within those years, unless it's with partners who are close to them in age.

This system would improve things.

But you know what would improve things as well? Taking all rights away from females and making them the slaves of males.

They'd be owned by their father or other male relative, they'd be be given away in arranged marriage, and then they'd be owned by their husbands.

Hippity hoppity bitch, women are property.

I've given you two options, these options are open to being modified, shoot me back your counter offers.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2023 12:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez/Age 33 years

Read the first bit on my message page before continuing. Lol, AOC here = age of consent.

As for the choices made by kids under 40-50, experience and adulthood often bring regret.

With younger sex, I'd say none through the end of age 15. 16 to 18 with parental agreement. 18 and up it's wide open. But, I'd also make massive changes in the whole of society, with a corresponding reduction in the overpopulation numbers. You wouldn't recognize the place.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 19:11:26 ago (+5/-0)

Sry about your VD!

[ - ] observation1 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:57:52 ago (+4/-0)

I will give you a doughnut and a blowjob for a roll of toilet paper

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=q0PBg_3iVBw

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 21:16:25 ago (+3/-0)

Joe_McCarthy is a faggot.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:14:08 ago (+3/-0)

I've never had such luck in all my life. Still a virgin at age 74. It could be my old haggard worn down look or the raggedy clothes that hang from my gangly thin decrepit body. All I do everyday is wish to be more like you whipper snappers as I work as a janitor on call 24/7 and clean up the messes you make with a brand new bottle of lemon scented Ajax Spray'n Wipe! Now on sale at your local general store! Tell Ma Pucket I sent you and get your very own bottle of lemon scented Ajax Spray'n Wipe. Now on sale!!

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:33:25 ago (+1/-0)

HA!

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 09:33:17 ago (+0/-0)

Had me at first.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 21:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

wtf

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 10:15:43 ago (+1/-0)

"Girl"

[ - ] prototype 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 02:29:42 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck I was wondering why that hitchhiker kept asking me to endorse ajax spray n' wipe.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 21:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

Oohh!

[ - ] DanielR 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:25:57 ago (+1/-0)

nice one

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 20:13:31 ago (+1/-0)

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