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I am giving up drinking alcohol for the month of February.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 20:05:20 ago (+23/-1)     (Jokes)

edit: I am giving up. Drinking alcohol for the month of February.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 20:44:28 ago (+5/-0)

Nigger history month. If that doesn't make you want to knock one back ain't nothing will. At least it's the shortest month of the year. You can climb back on the wagon in March.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 21:25:23 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not going to lie, I hate leap year.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 21:40:21 ago (+2/-0)

I don't care for giving those niggers one more day either, but we got the rest of the year to tea bag those dark devils.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:47:34 ago (+2/-0)

It's even more fun to tea bag them in February.

[ - ] Phutex 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 21:14:26 ago (+3/-0)

It’s way too late for me anyway

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 20:27:47 ago (+3/-0)

I raise my glass to thee!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 21:41:20 ago (+3/-0)

Better to drink and fall than to live with hope.
–Centaurus (I own 20% of this quote!)

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 22:22:03 ago (+2/-0)

When is WHITE HISTORY MONTH?

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:46:46 ago (+4/-0)

Every month. Especially February.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 00:12:23 ago (+2/-0)

If you're waiting for the jews to grant you your own "special month" to celebrate your own heritage, don't hold your breath.

It's up to you to make every fucking day "White Man" day.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

July is White History Month for like 5 years now.
Almost no one knows.
Jesse Lee Peterson started it because " July just feels White".

[ - ] Mr_narrative 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 22:13:11 ago (+2/-0)

I don't drink, so good luck. You might as well quit for good

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 05:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

I took jan off and only had one pint since. Feels good. Lost some belly fat and getting shit done earlier in the year so I will have a great harvest.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 05:19:52 ago (+1/-0)

It would be a lot more productive to gut-stomp pregnant sheboons

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 03:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

I HATE LIQUID JEWRY

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 00:50:15 ago (+1/-0)

You silly!