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A man takes his seat at the Pink Floyd reunion concert. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 15:09:02 ago (+49/-0)     (Jokes)

The man says, "Who would ever miss seeing Pink Floyd play one more concert?”

The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We bought these tickets 4 months ago, but sadly she passed away.”

The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”

The guy says, "No. They're all at the funeral."



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[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 10 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 15:25:39 ago (+11/-1)

To which I replied...
I bet you wish she was here.

[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 16:23:53 ago (+7/-0)

There's someone in my seat but it's not me.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 15:28:45 ago (+6/-0)

After a few drinks I was comfortably numb.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 16:09:16 ago (+4/-0)

You better park your car well out of sight

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 23:10:03 ago (+2/-0)

Careful with that axe Eugene ....

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2023 04:42:39 ago (+0/-0)

They'd rather watch 30 channels of shit on the TV

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2023 17:00:01 ago (+1/-0)

Since I'm an idiot, I don't get it. Was it because Floyd isn't a good band or something?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2023 17:40:24 ago (+1/-0)

If you are asking me, I would say that Pink Floyd was one of the greatest rock bands in history and that their concerts were second to none.

p.s. this joke was originally about being at the Super Bowl, but I knew that one would never fly here, so I rewrote it to a Pink Floyd concert, because they were that good.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 17:06:04 ago (+2/-0)

Awesome.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2023 07:26:40 ago (+1/-0)

Brutal.

[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 18:00:24 ago (+1/-0)

they waited 4 months after she died for the funeral?

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 20:38:58 ago (+3/-0)

They bought the tickets four months ago. She died sometime recently

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 23:01:33 ago (+2/-0)

Logic. That guy. Wooosh.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2023 17:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

LoL

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2023 21:13:54 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 18:31:23 ago (+0/-0)

I should have just dragged her dead corpse into the concert venue, considering I married her for her body anyways.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 16:38:06 ago (+2/-1)

I can't resist... Two button dilemma gahhhhhhh!!!!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 16:52:02 ago (+1/-1)

It's a decent joke but Floyd is gay. Dark Side of the Moon was dope though.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 17:00:38 ago (+2/-0)

I came for 'The Dark Side of the Moon', but I stayed for 'Run Like Hell'. Word.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 18:02:05 ago (+3/-0)

First concert i went to was Delicate Sound of Thunder when i was 8 so im gonna have to respectfully disagree.

About Floyd sucking that is, the joke was good.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 23:14:14 ago (+2/-0)

I first got exposed to Floyd as a pot smoking teen after a buddy had the Wall soundtrack on VHS - literally blew my mind - like what the fck is going on/ someone help me ??? - lol.