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I Have To Renew My Driver's License Next Week & I'm Gonna Put My Race As Black (Even Though I'm White).

submitted by Scyber to ClownWorld 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:03:58 ago (+47/-0)     (ClownWorld)

I'll tell the DMV that I'm transracial and they need to accept me for who I am.
If they refuse then I'll make a huge scene and threaten to sue.

Why should I be left out from all the fun in this current clown world? I deserve to be accepted just as much as the faggots who chop their dicks off.

I can darken my skin a lot easier than getting a sex change.

I want all the gibs I can get plus all the sweet legal privileges niggers have, like getting released from jail 24 hours after I carjack someone, or steal $999 worth of useless shit from Wallyworld and not get charged for it.

Plus Wells Fargo is giving out subprime loans and mortgages only to spics, niggers and street shitters and completely ignoring white people. I need one of those because I'm sick of living around white trash people.

Honk Honk.


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[ - ] prototype 10 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:20:22 ago (+10/-0)

Scyber, did anyone ever tell you, unironically, that you're a revolutionary?

Well you are.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 8 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:36:12 ago (+8/-0)

I have a dream...

[ - ] Hobama 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 12:53:18 ago (+7/-0)

Does it involve fried chicken and wife beating?

[ - ] shigeridoo 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 13:21:33 ago (+6/-1)

Excited for when your turd sculpture made from solid bronze drops bro.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:29:13 ago (+9/-0)

You could put down that you're a jew, and fuck with those types as well. Easier to get away with as well, just rub your hands a lot and pick up every penny you see.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:44:32 ago (+9/-0)

No, not in my area where jews are considered a privileged class, plus they're easily mistaken for white people and don't get all the gibs nogs and illegals get.

If I actually succeed at changing my race at the DMV, then I'm seriously gonna see how far I can take it by signing up for food stamps, section 8 and whatever else the government gives minorities, plus I'll try to get a Wells Fargo mortgage too.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 12:40:25 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Ayylmao 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:56:08 ago (+0/-0)

What's stopping you from posing as niggerkike then?

[ - ] Scyber [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 12:20:02 ago (+2/-0)

Well first off - I would need to get a perm and I'm not gonna go the zoomer fag route.
Plus black israelites aren't acceptable in this current mainstream society ruled by white looking jews.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 12:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

That ploy won't work unless he constantly decries everything as anti-semitic and racist.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 18:17:16 ago (+0/-0)

DELETE THIS ANTISEMITE !

[ - ] knightwarrior41 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 13:29:57 ago (+6/-0)

just say that you are a white niggah 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] zr855 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 15:38:05 ago (+5/-0)

Could always say ancestry.com says you have African dna.

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 13:07:33 ago (+5/-0)

go all out and say youre a black trans woman!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 12:29:49 ago (+3/-0)

NIGGER!!! NiggerNiggerNigger!!!

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 17:52:08 ago (+2/-0)

👑
Your crown sire.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 20:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 17:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

go one step further, and also be 'female'

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 15:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

You'll be dropping the value of your home and neighborhood by making stats say that your neighborhood has more niggers in it.

When the value drops, more niggers will move in. Dropping the value even more, causing even more niggers to move in.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 14:03:03 ago (+2/-0)

You can always tell them that you're "African American" (like Elon) but apparently "Black" is the politically correct term. You show those bigots!

[ - ] germ22 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 13:08:37 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] AryanPrime 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 12:30:56 ago (+2/-0)

"even though i'm Aryan"

there is no White race...there is the Aryan race, which has many sub groups like Boers, Anglo Saxons etc

Aryans are a race, 'White people" is a kike created term from the 1950's

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 17:38:35 ago (+0/-0)

Some Iranian guy on YouTube told me they are the Aryans. What do you say? I think they are kind of white. Maybe they got mixed with a darker race at some point.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 21:19:34 ago (+1/-0)

How does your missus feel about becoming a mudshark?

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 19:02:38 ago (+1/-0)

If you record it for proof and say nigga a few times I'll follow you around for a week on here upvoting everything you say.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 16:35:39 ago (+1/-0)

I'm going to come out as trans, that way when they put me in the covid death camp i'll be on the ladies side.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 20:35:16 ago (+0/-0)

Get your reparations too!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 19:24:43 ago (+0/-0)

So, basically, you’re posting your own version of the thread I made last week where I advised my friend to do this to get a bank loan,

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=63c4f504283c0

[ - ] Bonlio99 -3 points 2.4 yearsJan 23, 2023 13:54:29 ago (+1/-4)

Sounds like you just want to make a scene.
If you mark black on the form that’s what it will be.
No big deal. No one cares
Dont be a drama queen