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A Day In The Life Of A Google Employee

submitted by Cunt to TikTok 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 06:56:53 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rmtyut.mp4

Technically the videos were 9 days apart but I love the SpongeBob meme too much


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[ - ] Peleg 18 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 07:53:14 ago (+18/-0)

I got laid off once in the 90's. It was winter time, big snow on the ground, my children were sick with a cold or flu, and there I was with no job and no insurance. Two hours after getting laid off I was on a job site unloading trucks. We had just bought a house and depleted our savings for that, so we were broke. Did not have the luxury of taking a damn vacation!
Come to find out that all of us that were laid off that day had rather large medical bills. The company we worked for was self insured. They did everything they could do to screw everyone that they had laid off.
That stupid bitch doesn't have anything to be whining about.

[ - ] deleted 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:38:35 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:43:08 ago (+9/-0)

I worked at this horrible place. Temperatures in the building would hit 120+ in the summer, they had signs telling us to eat salty things so we wouldn't pass out. They had one tiny little window in the back of this huge factory and you weren't allowed to look out of it. One of my co-workers had the tips of 3 of his fingers cut off. Another co-worker had one of her fingers crushed.

A new guy started working there, mid 30's. He never said much and stayed out of all the typical drama. He worked like a dog and was never a burden or problem for his co-workers as he worked fast and efficiently. We eventually found out that his wife had cancer and was dying, they had young children together.

Eventually his wife dies and he's given 5 days bereavement leave. The funeral is across the country where his wives family is from. He was supposed to be back the next Monday, but his flight got delayed due to weather. He called in and told them that he would be back a day late. My boss informed him that if he wasn't back on Monday, he would be fired. He was fired.

A week after he was fired I saw him walk into the factory to pick up his last paycheck, in tow was his three young children. I have never seen another human being so broken in my entire life. That moment still haunts me to this day. But yeah, the chink in the video seems to have it pretty tough too.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 08:11:11 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you rubbed your unwashed cock on the bosses coffee mug every day after

[ - ] WhiteRonin 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:03:35 ago (+8/-0)

That stupid bitch doesn't have anything to be whining about.

She's foreign. Notice the last names on the LinkedIn she was scrolling through were shit like "Fong".

Jewgle is staffed by foreign VISA workers and the typical inner city cesspool degenerate mental defects.

[ - ] recon_johnny 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:19:43 ago (+5/-0)

White replacement, dude.

We (White males), created the infrastructure, applications, technology...just to have it turned over to these diversity hires. I know Irvine (lived there, worked there), it used to be behind the Orange Curtain of SoCal, a steadfast bastion of "Conservative" suburbs, aerospace and defense companies--rows and rows of White, safe neighborhoods. Then the messicans were shipped en masse and the asians we thought were our friends and had connections with. took our places and we were discarded.

Everything there is now asian or middle eastern. I'm so fucking happy this bitch got a small taste of what we've had to endure--and yeah, I got laid off over Christmas. Her "vacation" is (well I wish I could say her last attempt, but it won't be) a call to try and save the life she knew and 100% embraced. She doesn't see that the liberalism cult she's all-in on has made this happen; I have some asian acquaintences that suffer this same delusion.

Let me know when she has to go work construction or mop floors because she was too picky to get the first decent paying job, she's run out of all her "friends" to leech from, her bank account is low, her credit cards start to decline, and she experiences actual hunger, and not something from sugar-laden drinks and fat-laden food on a stick.

Fuck that bitch and everyone else just like her.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 14:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

She is still young enough for OnlyFans.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

Eeew, gross!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:22:29 ago (+4/-0)

Come to find out that all of us that were laid off that day had rather large medical bills. The company we worked for was self insured. They did everything they could do to screw everyone that they had laid off.

Please tell me the asshole responsible for that decision had an unfortunate accident involving a woodchipper.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:07:29 ago (+3/-0)

Nope. The assholes responsible for that were in a different part of the country about a thousand miles away.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:39:07 ago (+4/-0)

That's how it usually works.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:49:42 ago (+2/-0)

That sucks shit, sorry that happened to you. Try to keep half a years pay in silver, gold etc.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 15 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 07:00:56 ago (+15/-0)

lol the entitlement.

[ - ] x0x7 11 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:12:37 ago (+11/-0)

But the target and paper basket were removed because of covid.

Covid and other WEF psyops are just self imposed austerity.

We're making the world sucky for no reason at all because of covid and you should cheer that or you want to kill Grandma.

[ - ] Jiggggg 14 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:44:26 ago (+14/-0)

Perfectly said. My biggest beef during all this covid hysteria has been how nonsensical it's all been. Places were implementing new rules that made absolutely no sense just to say that they were doing something. Like the arrows in grocery stores, or requiring masks at a restaurant if you're standing up but not if you're sitting down, or limiting store hours (which would actually increase customer population density since there's fewer hours available to go), or when Walmart etc wouldn't let anyone buy clothing or seeds or anything that was "nonessential". None of it made sense, but everyone just went along with it. I felt like the kid in the emperor's new clothes.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:47:05 ago (+4/-0)

Damn you brought up some good points. If was like they were testing the limits of their brainwashing machince

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

Absolutely

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:45:49 ago (+4/-0)

The city goverment in my area the permit people stopped answering phones during covid only operated by email.

I never and still have no clue how not answering phones helped stop covid

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 17:03:08 ago (+0/-0)

Ahh that's a good one!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 17:10:37 ago (+0/-0)

They were probably working remotely and didn't have competent IT to show them how to forward phone calls.

[ - ] fnbs 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 12:46:28 ago (+4/-0)

"We're making the world sucky for no reason at all because of covid"

Goyim, (((they))) have their reasons for making your life shit, and it all seems to be going as planned

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:22:02 ago (+1/-0)

This, actually.

We know the kike's reasonings, doesn't seem to help.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 18:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

The world is"being made sucky" because of deglobalization. The government lockdowns were a cover for economic mismanagement and this is not a debate or hyperbole. You're supposed to think it was some scary disease out there killing people.

The people in charge didn't want to get blamed. That's it.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 10 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 07:22:09 ago (+10/-0)

crying gook lefties are a good thing

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:24:53 ago (+5/-0)

Lol. Yeah that was rewarding.

Me cry long time

Me laugh long time.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 08:15:09 ago (+8/-0)

At first I thought this was of a (now ex-) Twitter employee and done for the laffs. But no, it's clearly google and clearly accurate. It sure feels like Twitter all over again though. Should we be calling this the Musk Effect?

On that note I see that his most recent booster is throwing him for a loop. Just goes to show that even really really smart people are dumb sometime.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:13:29 ago (+2/-0)*

It does look just like that twitter whores video before she lost her job. If that was real at all. To me the entire twitter changing hands was a pressure release.

My opinion: He's acting. He didn't hurt by any shot. He is doing the tried and true "look at me, I'm just like you" to gain conservative anti-vax support. Once he has done enough of that something will happen to sell those supporters out to satan. The 'bombshell' will probably have something to do with kid diddling, sex trafficing or some form of human trafficing. Then anyone who supported him will lose the respect of their peers for backing a piece of shit. It's a neat trick.

I mention satan because look at the photos of him dressing as satan on halloween (which isn't proof of anything imo) but then add the all the insane photos of his mother dressed up posing in weird satanic shit. Not that I believe in it but they do.

[ - ] autotic 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:52:55 ago (+1/-0)

Part of me thinks this is a coordinated effort to cast off a bunch of Leftist retards and have them colonize other companies.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 17:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

You're half-right. It's a concerted effort to cast off leftist retards but they won't be colonizing other companies because none of them will be hiring these fake job titles, they're all doing layoffs.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:35:34 ago (+0/-0)

He also admitted he voted for Biden.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:18:37 ago (+7/-0)

Learn to code.

I gOt LaId OfFfffff

Code harder.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 12:45:37 ago (+6/-0)

I like how they informed her at home so she couldn't take shit home. If they told me I'd be taking a grocery cart full of all that bullshit food home with me.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 12:39:46 ago (+6/-0)

No one was consulted

Oh, there was plenty of consulting going on. You just weren't invited. Welcome to the real.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 08:08:26 ago (+6/-0)

I devour the tears of Googlists.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:40:18 ago (+3/-0)

I guess those 7 or 8 interviews she went through to get that job were worth it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:23:31 ago (+5/-0)

Check your privilege you stupid globalist lackey! Hahahaha.

[ - ] nipo 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 14:57:27 ago (+4/-0)

It seems like the worst part is, no one was consulted on this decision

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 07:51:56 ago (+5/-0)

Goolag Commiefornia cuck fucks find out about market make parasites outsourcing? Chong in Cali gets laid off and Chong in China gets hired? Must be 1/10 of the salary...
https://files.catbox.moe/rmtyut.mp4

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:18:08 ago (+4/-0)

Lol, and they guy who was tasked with translating internal documentation to all languages to maximize inclusivity is feeling very included right now in an SF homeless camp. Of course it's google so he probably built an AI to do it. Maybe they'll give him some consulting tasks from time to time that he can do remote on his phone from the homeless camp.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 09:19:07 ago (+3/-0)

They will hire two indian red dots after firing one great american employee.

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:23:45 ago (+1/-0)

We can't even hire an American. Everything is outsourced to contracting. And they're ALL fucking dots.

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:40:44 ago (+4/-0)

I've been laid off twice and wasn't upset either time. Really great things came my way both times. It forces you to push your life forward.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 16:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah. My job right now is in kind of a shit-or-get-off-the-pot place. Either I start getting paid for what I've been doing or they let me go. I'm actually okay with either option because it'll trigger a change that needs to happen.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 04:23:06 ago (+1/-0)

Get ahead of it though, you already know that change needs to happen! Be the master of your own destiny, don't wait for them!

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 20:22:02 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I agree. I'm making moves.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 07:17:04 ago (+4/-0)*

Went to Disneyland after she lost her job? Smart.

[ - ] totes_magotes 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 07:58:18 ago (+4/-0)

Eh, she didn't have to pay to get in but the food wasn't cheap, for sure. Still, some people deal with stress doing such things. It's not the smartest thing to do bu, regardless of who you are or where you stand, it beats taking it out on other people or any number of other things.

As far as self-therapy goes, it's not the smartest but unless this is another stupid choice in a long line of them, I'd have to give it a grudging "pass."

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:15:03 ago (+3/-0)

An overpaid, oversocialized wimp. I'm glad she's not harvesting my data.

[ - ] recon_johnny 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:08:26 ago (+3/-0)

"Anybody who knows me knows how picky I am".

That, in a sentence, is the true and exact problem.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 12:02:45 ago (+3/-0)

There's so much I hate about this I don't even know where to begin

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:24:24 ago (+2/-0)

Is this another one of those "I don't do anything videos"

I'm not even jelly of their lunch or whatever, though it looks good ngl

[ - ] RRook 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:34:04 ago (+2/-0)

Wait, is this real or a parody? I just can't tell anymore.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:41:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:36:06 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah must be nice in token middle managment.

Bet the white men code monkeys don't have time for that shit.

[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

just think how much money they waste on these dogshit positions lmao

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:43:44 ago (+1/-0)

These people billing nothing to the world. Google could run with 100 employees it should just run as a search engine not a communist Jewish agenda engine

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 00:20:08 ago (+0/-0)

These tech employees are nothing but overgrown children.