submitted by Stonkmar to Jokes1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 14:17:15 ago (+41/-0) (Jokes)
2 Jews walking down the street. See a sign that says, “convert to Catholicism $100”. Morty turns to Irving and says, “well, $100 is $100”. An hour later Morty comes walking out and Irving says, “well, did you get the $100?” Morty says, “is that all you people think about?”
Stonkmar 19 points 1.3 years ago
A rabbi and priest were sitting outside a playground. The priest says to the rabbi, 'lets screw that kid'. The rabbi says, 'out of what?'