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2 Jews walking down the street. See a sign that says, “convert to Catholicism $100”

submitted by Stonkmar to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 14:17:15 ago (+41/-0)     (Jokes)

2 Jews walking down the street. See a sign that says, “convert to Catholicism $100”. Morty turns to Irving and says, “well, $100 is $100”. An hour later Morty comes walking out and Irving says, “well, did you get the $100?” Morty says, “is that all you people think about?”


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[ - ] Stonkmar [op] 19 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 14:19:39 ago (+19/-0)

A rabbi and priest were sitting outside a playground. The priest says to the rabbi, 'lets screw that kid'. The rabbi says, 'out of what?'

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 15:39:38 ago (+4/-0)

It's funny because jews never really stop being jews.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 15:41:36 ago (+1/-0)

They stop when they're dead tho.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 20:19:15 ago (+0/-0)

6 million reasons this is not true. jews get paid for other dead jews.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 22:21:22 ago (+1/-0)

Wooden doors with glass windows and the door isnt even air tight.

Fuck you

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 22:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I know it know it didn't actually happen but it doesn't mean they are not getting paid off the lie that 6 million died. So they are getting paid money for the hoax that jews died. Thanks for pointing that out though I should've been more clear.

[ - ] Stonkmar [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 14:17:57 ago (+4/-0)

And one where it says “Secret to getting rich: $99”. One Jew says to another, oy vey, I want that, but I only have $98.
The other Jew says he has $100 bill and will give him the extra $1 when he comes out.
When he comes out, the guy asks him for the dollar, and the other guy says “Get a job, you freakin bum!”

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 22:42:11 ago (+1/-0)

2 niggers are walking down the street. There's a sign that says "Convert to white for $0.99". One nigger has $0.98 and the other has $1. They keep walking because neither can read.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 17:04:57 ago (+1/-0)

jew jokes are always good, and always true.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

That was lame. The version with niggers is much better.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 15:03:42 ago (+1/-1)

oh god here comes you know who with their anti-catholic hate.