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[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 00:56:21 ago (+3/-0)*

Pussy’s
My senior year we passed the hat around and spent over a month getting two pallets of eggs for Halloween.
Like over 120 milk crates worth, or 8-9000 eggs.
Our high school had an elementary school across the street from it and you couldn’t see 20ft in to either school field in the dark. A pallet and at least 50 guys on each side about 40yards in to the field.
It looked way cooler from the street then from the field. It wasn’t just a lot of eggs, it was like a fucking Florida hail storm of eggs hailing horizontally in from the dark on each side lol
If I had a video of it I guarantee it would have been top 5 viral videos for at least a few months.
There were single cars that took well over 150 direct hits.
1 big truck jackass seen the car in front of him get rained on so he got out and started threatening to kill anyone that dares hit him.

It was like that scene in 300 with the arrows, but from 2 directions cause I bet both nuts that truck took not 1 less then 500 direct hits and probly 50 in his open door and the guy was bleeding from his nose and ear before getting the fuck out of there.
The truck was grey but you could not tell when he drove away. It only took about 20 seconds but it must have taken like 80lb of eggs in 1 shot. Lol

It made the news for a week and for a few years no grocery store in the city would sell eggs to anyone under 21 for a week before Halloween.
Except the chinx that owned the convenient store right next to the school that watched the show.

[ - ] KtownKracker 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 02:49:19 ago (+2/-0)

And from time to time, friends houses too.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 01:38:56 ago (+1/-0)

I threw an egg I swear a hundred yards and hit someone with it. I was 12 and cocky!

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 23:27:28 ago (+1/-0)

fucking A!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 22:58:00 ago (+1/-0)

T.P.Party!!