submitted by ParnellsUprising to based_satire 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 19:45:52 ago (+67/-0) (babylonbee.com)
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-they-dont-know-what-thing-is-causing-everyone-to-suddenly-collapse-but-its-definitely-not-that-one-thing/
[ + ] Steelerfish
[ - ] Steelerfish 15 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 20:29:15 ago (+15/-0)
It would be funny if this was satireā¦.
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 01:21:42 ago (+2/-0)
So it must be, "That Which Shall Not Be Named" (from "Hairy Porter And That One Terrible Thing").
[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior
[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 18:28:50 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] SirNiggsalot
[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 20:01:49 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Doglegwarrior
[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 03:20:43 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Jiggggg
[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 03:57:58 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 08:05:03 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] observation1
[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 23:49:49 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 21:27:47 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] 1234lkjh
[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 03:03:45 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] TheViciousMrPim
[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 06:54:58 ago (+2/-0)
Not everyone who ingests fentanyl dies, but that is certainly the cause of a lot of deaths.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 07:22:12 ago (+1/-0)
Besides, we have somewhere between 3-5 years before it hits it's stride. And then there will be a slow drop-off of a few years. And considering how long the vaxx rollout was, we should see a similar rollout of "sudden death" as time goes on. This can cause difficulties in the 3-5 year wave of similar deaths.
All this being covered up in any way possible by the jews, so finding accurate data will be impossible.