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[ - ] Steelerfish 15 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 20:29:15 ago (+15/-0)

We can go ahead and rule that thing out right now because Science just called us on the phone and told us not to discuss it.

It would be funny if this was satireā€¦.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 01:21:42 ago (+2/-0)

Okay, I was going to guess climate change but that can't be it because they mentioned it right there in the article.

So it must be, "That Which Shall Not Be Named" (from "Hairy Porter And That One Terrible Thing").

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 18:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ooh I loved "Hairy Penis and The Chamber of Secretions". Best movie in the series. Way better than the book.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 20:01:49 ago (+3/-0)

My guess is it has something to do with global warming

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 03:20:43 ago (+1/-0)

I think in all honesty the levels of patriarchal male capitalism has resched an all time high resulting in anxiety levels that have caused a massive increase in anxiety combine this with trump derangement syndrome man splaning epidemic the male toxicity levels are off the charts it is in the air and the insane global warming is just to much for people's hearts.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 03:57:58 ago (+0/-0)

This could honestly pass for a reddit post

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 08:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

Or a PHD thesis at any university.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 23:49:49 ago (+2/-0)

"According to sources, experts have been working tirelessly around the clock to try and get to the bottom of why so many seemingly perfectly healthy, athletic people are falling over suddenly. "I wish I could point to something in the past year or two that large groups of people were exposed to, or forced into, but nothing comes to mind," added Dr. Rufflinger. "If only there was one thing all these patients had in common."

At publishing time, experts said they had narrowed down the list of what most likely was causing these sudden health issues down to: climate change, racism, Christian Nationalism, standing up too quickly, standing up too slowly, [...]"

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 21:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

The "one" thing they ALL had in-common: The eating of (White bread).

[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 03:03:45 ago (+1/-1)

Why haven't the majority of Americans died? They all got vaxxed...

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 06:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

Do you have an alternate theory as to the upspike in cardiac deaths? A reasonable one, not "He got excited playing Elder Scrolls and suddenly died of climate change"?

Not everyone who ingests fentanyl dies, but that is certainly the cause of a lot of deaths.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 07:22:12 ago (+1/-0)

Less got vaxxed than they would like for you to believe. Most of them in their power centers, and so they extrapolate their data from the cities into everywhere, causing issues in accuracy. Big issues.

Besides, we have somewhere between 3-5 years before it hits it's stride. And then there will be a slow drop-off of a few years. And considering how long the vaxx rollout was, we should see a similar rollout of "sudden death" as time goes on. This can cause difficulties in the 3-5 year wave of similar deaths.

All this being covered up in any way possible by the jews, so finding accurate data will be impossible.