I'm impressed at how you managed to professionally fabricate this, it looks like a real twatter post and has everything that pertains to a legitimate product...I gotta admit, you really had me fooled, I actually thought that this was a real post about a real product...good way to mock the retarded maskers and it would be damned scary if it was real...everyone knows that a person would have to be a completely dumb fucking stupid brainwashed cunt to wear such a humiliating contraption...
Its not stupid if people voluntary buy that junk. I know at least one person that would buy this. She is Asian and I actually saw her wearing two masks one day.
On a tangential note (this knowledge is years old and may have changed), Dyson vacuums are overpriced. They spend a ton of money on marketing to fool consumers. If you are considering a high-end vacuum like Dyson, at least look into Miele vacuums. There are a number of videos on youtube by vacuum repair shops explaining why Mieles are all around better vacuums, including ease of repair. I bought a lower-end, $500 Miele almost a decade ago and it still works great.
Also, bagless vacuums sound like a great money-saving feature, but they have a number of problems. Just get a normal vacuum that uses bags.
I had a dyson eh, it was heavy and a bit of a pain in the ass but it worked. Shop vacs are where its at though. They really need to get the word out on those to the housewives because yes the dyson is pretty and sleek but the shop vac is a work horse. I love her.
[ + ] Spaceman84
[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 11:56:18 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] BoozyB
[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:06:17 ago (+3/-0)
It's apparently real. Would be better if Dyson incorporated a vacuum to suck out what little brains anyone who would buy it has left.
[ + ] WhiteRonin
[ - ] WhiteRonin 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:17:52 ago (+0/-0)
Enough said.
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:11:46 ago (+2/-0)
Also available in Australia -
https://www.dyson.com.au/products/headphones/zone/announcement
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:42:19 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] namefagsrgay
[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 11:59:50 ago (+0/-0)
I can't imagine having fans next to the speakers sounds amazing
[ + ] knightwarrior41
[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:26:27 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 12:21:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:10:35 ago (+1/-0)
https://www.dyson.com.au/products/headphones/zone/announcement
This is a real product. I suspect it will be hugely popular with asians.
[ + ] knightwarrior41
[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:25:52 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:13:48 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] 2Drunk
[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 12:51:12 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:21:46 ago (+0/-0)
Also, bagless vacuums sound like a great money-saving feature, but they have a number of problems. Just get a normal vacuum that uses bags.
[ + ] knightwarrior41
[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:24:55 ago (+2/-0)
but i wont be paying 100's or 1000's for a freaking vacuum cleaner. i got my roomba because of a sale
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 20:52:59 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Doglegwarrior
[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:12:10 ago (+0/-0)
I didn't want to say it for the thousandth time...
Clown world again has reached new levels
[ + ] BitterVeteran
[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:50:11 ago (+0/-0)
Stop trying to make "convid" happen.