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[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 11:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

April fools?

I can't imagine having fans next to the speakers sounds amazing

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:26:27 ago (+1/-0)

again, its a real product. do a search if you like

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 12:21:08 ago (+0/-0)

I'm impressed at how you managed to professionally fabricate this, it looks like a real twatter post and has everything that pertains to a legitimate product...I gotta admit, you really had me fooled, I actually thought that this was a real post about a real product...good way to mock the retarded maskers and it would be damned scary if it was real...everyone knows that a person would have to be a completely dumb fucking stupid brainwashed cunt to wear such a humiliating contraption...

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

The actual Dyson link is posted. And look, the product is also available in Australia!

https://www.dyson.com.au/products/headphones/zone/announcement

This is a real product. I suspect it will be hugely popular with asians.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

its real product dude

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:13:48 ago (+1/-0)

Oh c'mon...nothing this stupid can be real...(sarcasm)

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 12:51:12 ago (+0/-0)

Its not stupid if people voluntary buy that junk. I know at least one person that would buy this. She is Asian and I actually saw her wearing two masks one day.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

On a tangential note (this knowledge is years old and may have changed), Dyson vacuums are overpriced. They spend a ton of money on marketing to fool consumers. If you are considering a high-end vacuum like Dyson, at least look into Miele vacuums. There are a number of videos on youtube by vacuum repair shops explaining why Mieles are all around better vacuums, including ease of repair. I bought a lower-end, $500 Miele almost a decade ago and it still works great.

Also, bagless vacuums sound like a great money-saving feature, but they have a number of problems. Just get a normal vacuum that uses bags.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:24:55 ago (+2/-0)

i gave up on the roomba is just shit. so i got a regular vacuum and i dont even know the brand. meh as long as it works its fine by me

but i wont be paying 100's or 1000's for a freaking vacuum cleaner. i got my roomba because of a sale

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 20:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

I had a dyson eh, it was heavy and a bit of a pain in the ass but it worked. Shop vacs are where its at though. They really need to get the word out on those to the housewives because yes the dyson is pretty and sleek but the shop vac is a work horse. I love her.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus christ.

I didn't want to say it for the thousandth time...

Clown world again has reached new levels

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:50:11 ago (+0/-0)

No one is going to use your stupid word "convid".

Stop trying to make "convid" happen.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

Does it remove nigger funk and chimping out sounds? Might be helpful.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:11:46 ago (+2/-0)

Asians will love this.

Also available in Australia -

https://www.dyson.com.au/products/headphones/zone/announcement

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:06:17 ago (+3/-0)

https://www.dyson.com/newsroom/news/product/dyson-zone
It's apparently real. Would be better if Dyson incorporated a vacuum to suck out what little brains anyone who would buy it has left.

[ - ] WhiteRonin 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:17:52 ago (+0/-0)

UK product. The root of all Orwell and human stupidity is the old British Empire.

Enough said.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 11:56:18 ago (+4/-0)

Just as useless as the masks they were already wearing