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Australians, as our American bros and sis shiver I think we should avoid referring to Thongs, T Shirts, Slip, Slap, Slop and Summer generally, as a measure of solidarity and support.

submitted by paul_neri to Australia 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 20:33:54 ago (+3/-7)     (Australia)



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[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:02:32 ago (+7/-1)*

Cuck harder Australia, your concentration camps still have some room for more Australian manlet faggots.


Oh shit here you are...cucking even fucking harder mate!!! A right buncha sheilas you are!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10260599/Aussies-hit-Americans-calling-NT-quarantine-centre-concentration-camp.html
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Apparently you are there to sit around and fuck spiders.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:07:39 ago (+1/-1)

Please, Amalek, please! It is the season for giving and a time of goodwill among men.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:08:21 ago (+3/-0)

Oh I know what kind of goodwill you want to slip in a man.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:32:22 ago (+1/-1)

Leave the room, Amalek!

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 01:21:45 ago (+3/-0)

do I detect some gloating here?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 04:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

Lovely day at the beach. Going back tomorrow.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 23:31:48 ago (+3/-0)

Listen to the tone.

Does it take a mildly unpleasant thing and exaggerate it into a crisis?

How does paul feel about this "crisis"? Is he enjoying talking about it? Is he expressing real or mock concern? Does he think it's funny? If so what exactly makes it funny to him?

Let's say you personally had your power go out and your grandma freeze to death, based solely on his tone on this or similar posts, how would he feel about that happening specifically to you?

The things that piss us off about our race struggling to even exist anymore, does it sound like he identifies with that at all?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 23:55:15 ago (+0/-1)

Thanks bro. Missus just called me - off to the beach! Man it is hot!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 23:56:57 ago (+0/-1)

Glad you care 'bout your grandma, SH. You didn't seem too caring 'bout my mum but. One rule for your (Grand) Mom, one for everyone else's!

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:52:18 ago (+3/-0)

So, you discovered that the earth has two hemispheres, and that right now the northern hemisphere is farther away from the sun's radiation. You're so clever! What's the weather like there from June to September? It's usually pretty nice for us up here.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 04:10:56 ago (+0/-1)

Hi Hugh. Sorry for taking so long to get back to you. Been at the beach. There's a lovely set of three 30C days forecast at the moment and I intend to take advantage of them. Oh! Sorry, I forgot. You're freezing in downtown Michigan. Yeah, climate change, that's what it is. Aus has had torrential rain for the past two christmas seasons but this time around I've watered the garden for the first time in ages (two years to be precise). Bizarre. Merry Christmas to you, Joy and family.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 04:34:04 ago (+2/-0)

What does a 2400 square foot house cost there, Paul?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 04:58:59 ago (+0/-1)

I don't know about floor size and stuff but to get a reasonable middle-of-the-road three bedroom house approx. $Aus 800,000. House prices in Aus have virtually doubled since the Pandemic but are starting to fall:

https://www.allhomes.com.au/17-tern-close-merimbula-nsw-2548

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 05:00:40 ago (+2/-0)

Wonder how much I would spend on a comparable house in the states. Zillow could probably answer that. I bet it's not 800K.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 05:03:21 ago (+0/-1)

I think houses in the US are much cheaper (I looked once).

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:27:11 ago (+2/-0)

Bring on the snow!! Snowmobiling and 4 wheeler riding in the frosty beer, uh I mean blizzard

like conditions. No marching powder was wounded in the aforementioned festivities in the snow,

it was, however, most likely abused, sources say. Sorry guys, I've been drinking.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 23:34:54 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger you are drunk af but I'm still on board 100%

[ - ] MartinTimothy 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:02:44 ago (+3/-1)*

Yeah well here in Brisbane it is overcast and cool .. like if it was any cooler it would be cold, there is a massive thunderhead hanging over the city and it is raining steadily .. this year has to my mind been the coolest summer ever previously good weather would start at about mid August, thus from then on in the words of the tourist brochures it would be "fantastic one day glorious the next" .. no more.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 08:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

Queeri, if you really wanna help us, neck yourself.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

I'll think about it. Happy New year.