My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house when one of my kids left the door open, and all the nearby animals started viciously attacking it! - Upgoat

My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house when one of my kids left the door open, and all the nearby animals started viciously attacking it!
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 18:28:50 ago (+37/-2) (Jokes)

Nature abhors a vacuum.

[ - ] MelGibson 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 22:56:50 ago (+2/-0)

They say nature abhors a vacuum…

But so does my dog!

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 22:37:41 ago (+2/-0)

Bot account

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 22:56:42 ago (+2/-0)

Bot-a-bing!

ftfy

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 23:06:27 ago (+1/-0)

That works too

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 21:38:48 ago (+1/-0)

DIE DIE DIE

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 20:03:00 ago (+4/-0)

Man of course that's what caused it...

...these things don't happen in a vacuum.

I'll see myself out.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 19:26:17 ago (+3/-0)

What's the difference between a roomba and a pit bull?
About 30 horsepower.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 19:40:00 ago (+3/-0)

Good!!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 19:15:47 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks!

TBH,it took me a bit to remember wth a "Rumba" was.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 19:15:13 ago (+4/-1)

Inb4 that joke sucks.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 19:16:53 ago (+3/-0)

Suprize,you must be older than 12.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 5 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 19:38:25 ago (+5/-0)

And gay

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 22:41:05 ago (+3/-0)

Hey man some might call this charged humor, but to me it's good clean fun.