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[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 02:25:37 ago (+2/-0)

Scroll down and it turns out they carry a deadly herpes virus that's infected 50 people and killed almost half of them.

And the media just has to report that someone sonewhere is going "Oh don't kill the cute little monkey wonkeys, they could be my babay dolls, and i'm so nurturing I don't care if it wipes out humanity"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 09:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

I'd be down to do some monkey hunting. Ya know, for the good of humanity and stuff.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 22:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

It's the wizard of Oz

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

Dear Florida,

I've got 6 buddies who will bring their own 10/12 gauge and solve your problem. Or you can pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to let your state government do it.

It'll take a week, not 3 years.