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Headline today - Vaccination rates among Florida kids lowest in decade……. (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 8 months ago (+17/-0)

https://www.fox13news.com/news/vaccination-rates-among-florida-kids-lowest-decade

Headline in 10 years.- Autism rate among Florida kids lowest in decade
Headline in several decades- cancer rates among Florida residents lowest in decades…

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Dengue fever in Florida transmitted by mosquitoes (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Conspirologist to Health 11 months ago (+0/-1)

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Lake Alfred commissioner arrested for child porn (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Conspirologist to Pedogate 1.2 years ago (+0/-2)

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Annual Christmas Tree Burning tradition continues in Bartow, FL (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Panic to Florida 1.5 years ago (+3/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/annual-christmas-tree-burning-tradition-continues-in-bartow

The tradition started as a safety measure back in 1936 by Nye Jordan, a city commissioner and volunteer fireman, who knew the dangers of a dry Christmas tree.

Teen shoots sister during dispute over Christmas gifts (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Conspirologist to WTF 1.5 years ago (+15/-3)

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Florida cowboy claims swamp cabbage is a ‘must-eat’ for anyone who calls the Sunshine State home (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 1.6 years ago (+1/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-cowboy-claims-swamp-cabbage-is-a-must-eat-for-anyone-who-calls-the-sunshine-state-home

Manatee brisket and swamp cabbage….
A cracker feast!

A headline never seen prior to 2020….. Physicians spreading awareness about AEDS as kids head back to school and youth sports ramp up (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to DeathVax19 1.8 years ago (+6/-1)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/physicians-spreading-awareness-about-aeds-as-kids-head-back-to-school-and-youth-sports-ramp-up

So now heat waves cause sudden medical coincidences in youth sports.

It’s definitely not THAT…..

" We have had difficulty filling orders for our customers as distributors just don’t have stock," Troy Bowman, vice president and CFO of In-Pulse CPR, told FOX 13.

It’s a damned mystery why they can’t keep these in stock.

ITS DEFINITELY NOT THAT!

Dog bites 1-year-old after mother left New Port Richey home to purchase drugs, alcohol…. (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Niggers 2.1 years ago (+7/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/police-dog-bites-1-year-old-after-mother-left-new-port-richey-home-to-purchase-drugs-alcohol

No mention of dad……
I’ll be damned.

Good Samaritan finds $700K worth of cocaine on Florida beach…. (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 2.1 years ago (+7/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/good-samaritan-finds-700000-worth-of-cocaine-on-florida-beach

It was really more like $1.4 million, but who’s counting…..

Russell Gage collapses during football game (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Conspirologist to VaccineVictims 2.4 years ago (+8/-3)

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Federal judge hands DeSantis admin win over 'Stop WOKE Act' (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 2.4 years ago (+13/-0)

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'It's raining monkeys!' Florida man records monkeys jumping from trees into river at Silver Springs State Park (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 2.5 years ago (+4/-0)

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17 year old nigger tried to rob a guy walking his dachshunds and kills one of the dogs (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Rob3122 to Niggers 2.6 years ago (+12/-1)

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Niglet with 'hundreds' of injuries dies after being thrown against a wall, St. Pete police say (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Niggers 2.8 years ago (+7/-2)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/3-year-old-murdered-by-2-adult-caregivers-st-pete-police-say

No living creature should have to go through that prolonged physical torture, unless they deserve it- like pedophiles- such as a few users here - and such…

We need more planned parenthood’s in strategic locations as well as to stop paying more and more govt money per child to these people.

Florida couple reveals heavenly figure in cedar slab from tree in Crystal River. (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to Christcucks 2.9 years ago (+3/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-couple-reveals-heavenly-figure-in-cedar-slab-they-purchased-in-crystal-river

bananna jesus

grilled Cheesus

Cheesus- Cheeto Jesus

[ashtray Jesus](https://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/photos/entertainment/books/galleries/look-its-jesus/ashtrayjesus.jpg?as=1&w=500&extension=webp)

the Jesus chicken

Cheesus pizza

Christ, the frying pan

Jesus, the water stain on a crack head’s wall

People are so fucking gullible….

WATCH: Con77 shoots flamethrower outside St. Pete Uhuru House (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 3.0 years ago (+13/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/video-suspect-with-flamethrower-torches-flag-at-uhuru-house-in-st-petersburg

Why just the flag? May as well have burned the whole building down since you were already there…..
9/10 style points…
2/10 effectiveness….
1/10 for driving to the front of the building and parking with your license plate in full view. (Too much meth)

Parents arrested for 'long-term starvation' of 2-year-old child in Davenport, Judd says (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by ymihere to whatever 3 years ago (+5/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/davenport-parents-arrested-in-toddlers-death

Guess the race and the gender…

Beanerette on probation for a previous DUI manslaughter conviction kills another while drunk driving. (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by DirectPressure to Beaners 4.1 years ago (+14/-0)

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Dukes of Hazard immitation goes wrong (www.fox13news.com)

submitted by bobdole9 to WatchPeopleDie 4.1 years ago (+3/-0)

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https://www.fox13news.com/news/fhp-tampa-woman-traveling-over-100-mph-charged-with-dui-after-crashing-into-car-dealership-injuring-3

Driver survived, passenger died.

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