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@Gowithit visits Australia

submitted by paul_neri to Australia 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2022 23:32:45 ago (+2/-5)     (videos.dailymail.co.uk)

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2022/12/14/7262361924697305634/636x382_MP4_7262361924697305634.mp4



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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2022 23:41:51 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck that. You guys have godzilla sized spiders.

So does playing dead really work on kangaroos?



[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:44:00 ago (+2/-0)

No. If you do that they eat you.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 02:07:36 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 05:12:40 ago (+1/-0)*

Sorry op, but This is some wollie woofter sheeit. Bogan halfwit editing.

Why is the shiternet full of partial videos.

Its like watching somone bowl a bowling ball down the lane and not watching the ball strike the pins.

Like a joke with no punchline.

Like an electric Christmas present with no batteries.

Like shoes with out laces.

Its destroying my feebel mind.

Ned Kelly would not approve.

Now Im pissed and craving Roo meat pies.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 01:00:52 ago (+1/-0)

paul, you as an inhabitant of down under, have you ever had an encounter with such an indigenous inhabitant?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 02:49:48 ago (+1/-0)

Youre not asking me, but Ive killed most of the harmful animals in Austrailia with my bare teeth.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 02:51:20 ago (+1/-0)

I'm still here.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 02:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

I spared the bogans and abo's

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 03:16:43 ago (+0/-0)

I'll pay that.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 01:22:51 ago (+1/-1)

Thank you for the opportunity to talk about myself, boekanier. Yes. I was offering some food (bread?) to a small kangaroo on Maria Island, Tasmania, and taking it from my shirt pocket where I had a stash. I gave him (or her) some and no more but the animal wanted more, hopped toward me and slashed at my shirt pocket and I had weals from its claws down my chest to my stomach. But a funny sight for me once was my wife sitting on a public seat at the beach eating a sandwich when a roo hopped up and she panicked and threw her sandwich at the thing and fled.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 05:57:38 ago (+1/-0)

Smart woman.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2022 13:16:51 ago (+0/-0)

yeah paul is from "down under" the bedsheets in south Virginia, USA.

I'm pretty sure every Aussie poster at this stage has ousted queeri regarding his persistent lie of being Australian.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:01:52 ago (+1/-0)

One second. That's all I needed to see.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

Hugh, I think your comment is sexist.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:27:28 ago (+2/-0)

Who cares? If I really gave a rusty fuck about what other people think of me, like whether I'm racist, or sexist, or "homophobic", or any of the liberal labels you people throw around, I'd be concerned, but I gave that up about 15 years ago. Liberals can never be pleased. You can take what you think and shove it up your arse.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:29:19 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares? Well we'll just have to wait and see all the indignant shrieks that roll in.