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Does anyone know about magic mushrooms? I tried the other day and all they did was increase how much weight I could lift by 157% and turn my jogging grind into an enjoyable and effortless 2.5 mile light sprint.

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 01:43:58 ago (+14/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

Thought I was supposed to see a light show and talk to God but I ended up training way above my baseline. I've never heard of this being something that happens to you on magic mushrooms. It turned me into a beast. I also went for a long walk to the grocery store and cooked a super healthy dinner. Mentally I seemed to be operating on a higher level too but I didn't measure that unless you count winning the 150cc cup in Mario Kart three times in a row (which come to think of it might be my best record ever). I had no hallucinations. My heart did start feeling a bit tight but my pulse was normal and I slept like a baby. But I do think if you do too many of them they would explode your heart.

Btw this is 100% a legit honest question cause I've never heard of magic mushrooms doing anything like that. I thought you were supposed to see weird shit but nope, it was more like an injection of testosterone and coccaine (I assume, I've never done coccaine).

The street name is Jedi Mind Fuck. What I had looked like the pictures. But while other people reported intense hallucinations I only got unlimited stamina, increased libido and will power, and a 157% increase in how many pull ups I could do.

Anyone heard of anything like this before?


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[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 04:07:03 ago (+10/-0)

You went from 1 pull up to 2.5?

Good for you.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 12:32:46 ago (+3/-0)

Dreamed the whole thing without ever leaving his chair.

"But it seemed so real..."

[ - ] allAheadFull 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 02:08:07 ago (+10/-0)

There's a reason people used to take them for a battle. Nordic hunters also used them because they increase visual acuity. I assume varieties differ quite a bit in their active ingredients.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 12:49:37 ago (+2/-1)

I'd stay away from regular usage for working-out purposes, you could over-weight yourself on a regular basis and slowly wreck your body.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 20:47:03 ago (+0/-0)

They make your pupils real big and your eyes take in more light.

[ - ] inaminit 9 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 03:04:22 ago (+9/-0)

I used an instruction manual to change out a manual clutch on a Toyota pickup truck while tripping balls on mushrooms once... The truck worked just fine afterwards.

[ - ] Stonkmar 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 09:26:23 ago (+5/-0)

Mushrooms are the real extraterrestrials. They're not plants, not animals, spores can survive space, etc.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 20:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

I have been thinking abiut this. Spores into spores. The eternal and everlasting. Maybe God is fungus?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 09:42:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 01:20:25 ago (+0/-0)

Made in part with Chitin. Insect exoskeleton.
Bizarre

[ - ] Weredawg 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 01:53:44 ago (+6/-0)

Retard strength and winning 150cc repeatedly? Sign me the fuck up.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 02:19:40 ago (+5/-1)*

I’ve only done mushrooms and acid each once, decades ago. I always heard acid was supposed to be the pump, and mushrooms cause hallucinations, but it was the exact opposite for me.

I just did a couple grams of caps, but for about 12hrs became really emotional.
Not sad or anything but everything was so extreme. Happy, then angry, then frustrated etc.
wasn’t fun or interesting.

One hit of acid in 10th grade was totally calm and almost boring, but a cpl of us took our BMX’s across town to a friends and stopped by a store, walking around the isles looking for snacks I watched a box of crunch & munch hop off the shelf and start following me down 3 isles until I ran out of the store lol.

Nobody at school knew I did drugs but 1st thing the next day a friend comes running up and asking me what the fuck was going on with us on the weekend. I didn’t want anybody to know, but I had no idea what he would be talking about.
So he said he was driving down the road with his parents doing 35mph when 3 of us passed traffic on BMX bikes while seated…. with faces so straight it looked like we were wearing masks lol.

I knew we rode around a bit that day but was a bit sore so went home to weigh myself and I had lost 12lb lol
I went and asked the paki at the 7/11 we stopped at and he said all 3 of us were soaking fucking wet like it was raining outside lol.
So apparently mild hallucinations with literal super strength and ZERO self awareness was my trip on acid.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 10:23:21 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 02:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

Lol if I was able to appreciate how epic a time I was having, I probably would have dropped acid a lot more.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 07:03:47 ago (+3/-0)

Once when I smoked weed I could clearly see the cgi effects from real life film in movies. I mean CLEARLY.

It was like watching two separate films they were so different. I’m not sure how the mind could tell what was real or not so clearly just because of a substance.

I’m not saying someone couldn’t ‘tell’ (most of the time) anyways but I could see the exact edges where one began and the other ended as if the cgi were a poorly put sticker on the tv screen itself.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 20:01:01 ago (+0/-0)

One time on acid I started NOT seeing movies and started seeing actors standing around behaving oddly while somebody filmed. I know I just described filmmaking, but I mean that I couldn't see the story anymore. I only saw the production. And it seemed all so stupid. Actors are stupid.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 21:34:15 ago (+0/-0)

I can barely watch movies anymore unless they’re some of the very best ones. Especially some of the horrible recent decades ones.

I went full no movie/ show media at the beginning of “covid”. Cold Turkey now I’m fully off and on 100-200 year old books instead.

Recent decades movies were the most HORRIBLE, SHITYISH acting movies seemingly ‘ever’ because people then would just f’ing watch anything if the story was in ‘movie format’ and the story followed a recipe.

Once you were off that reservation going back made it so clear how STUPID those movie formats were, the “recipe” all the movies were in and how UNBELIEVABLY BAD the acting was. They truly didn’t care to act at all.

It was just being drugged out and making noises on screen.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 01:22:40 ago (+0/-0)

Alas I cannot reread books any more and cannot find capable new authors.

Books are dead to me

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 03:44:05 ago (+3/-0)

You're in luck because this avid degenerate daily shrooms/weed user has arrived. Your experience sounds like a microdose. How much did you take?

[ - ] observation1 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 03:14:42 ago (+3/-0)

Some microdose daily

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 03:43:33 ago (+4/-0)

I'm growing my first batch right now. I want to microdose again, it pushes any laziness aside.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 01:54:38 ago (+3/-0)

Not for me, bud. I've had many forays into the beyond and have experienced world-class bodybuilder levels of free test in my every-day life.

I've done them a few times and about the most I've ever gotten out of shrooms were interesting visuals. some giggles and the occasional realization, e.g. "of course they're going to jew".

Awesome to hear of your experience though. That sounds awesome.

[ - ] Glowbright 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 12:18:32 ago (+2/-0)

Shrooms put you on a mental journey. That journey is a one way street where once you start down it you have to go to the end of the block before you can turn around. Sometimes when you are standing on the precipice of that journey, your subconscious decides it does not want to take the first step.

The frenetic energy you experienced was a distraction caused by your subconscious because it was afraid of a journey it had never done before. If you preoccupy your self with something like lifting weights or running a 5k your brain can avoid walking down that path altogether.

If you want the mind experience, next time remove the distractions of the body. Sit in a dark room with zero light. Trying to meet god? Take 4g and sit in a sensory deprivation tank.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 05:36:20 ago (+2/-0)

You sure youre not mistaking shrooms for methamphetamine?

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 04:47:08 ago (+2/-0)

I bet you can't do math.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 03:55:33 ago (+2/-0)

I take them twice a year for medicinal purposes. How much did you take, and do you take anything else? I'm talking like, supplements or medication. Did you weigh your dose? I find about 3 grams to be a sweet spot.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 09:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

Likewise, I as well use them roughly twice a year. Although that “twice a year” consists of a heavy supplemental dose of Folk amd Jam band tunes on a week long bender at the Spirit of Suwanee Music park with a few thousand fellow friends.
With an occasional accidental dose of acid and copious amounts of moonshine to further facilitate dancing, tree hugging, and the necessary morning dip in the black water river…

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 13:11:51 ago (+0/-0)

Shit, you and me both.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 10:44:59 ago (+2/-1)

If you didn't buy these from a legal shop, more than likely you were given some random mushrooms laced with cocaine or some other stimulant. I've tried actual magic mushrooms a couple times with groups of others and the result is massive pupils, hyper focusing on things and a desire to be part of nature. BTW, unless you can purchase drugs from a regulated shop, (((even then))) it's probably not a good idea, you'll find that the kind of people who sell drugs to others are typically scum drug addicts that always need money to feed their habits, or they can't hold down a job and it's their only source of income.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 12:48:36 ago (+0/-0)

I've met one, one, drug dealer who kept things together. He only sold weed to a small number of clients and did it for a few years to supplement his push into business. A rare dude to be sure, and he was generally super chill about everything.

All the other one's I've met are as you describe them. And no, I don't do drugs, not even weed.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 17:38:50 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't take shrooms unless I trusted who grew them. It's not like weed where about the worst you'll get out irresponsibly grown or handled weed is a headache. For one, you're ingesting them. You probably wouldn't buy food from that drug dealer. For two, unlike weed you can quite easily grow the wrong things that will hide on your mushrooms. Again I guess because you burn weed it's no big deal if it has some fungus on it. Shrooms can poison you if the wrong organisms grow on them.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 19:26:14 ago (+0/-0)

That's a really good point. Too bad we don't have any reputable businesses that are regularly inspected to buy from.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 19:30:15 ago (+0/-0)

Grow them or get a friend to do it. it's easy, and you don't need a buttload of equipment like growing weed. The "seeds" are spores which you can buy online.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 09:44:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 20:02:51 ago (+0/-0)

shrooms are simple to check.

I have never heard of fucking laced mushrooms.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 11:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

You can lace anything.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 12:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, but dealers aren't gonna waste drugs on cheap mushrooms

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 07:10:14 ago (+1/-0)

From what I've heard, the effect mushrooms have on you depends a lot on your state of mind. If you already had a pretty clear mind and a good outlook on life then they might have affected you differently than someone who doesn't.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 07:05:47 ago (+1/-0)

Depends, they can be very therapeutic.

[ - ] NumbDigger 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 06:20:28 ago (+1/-0)

They always make my limbs feel like jelly. I’ll have what your having…

[ - ] parrygrin 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 02:00:38 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, that doesn't sound like a Native American coming of age experience where you learn your true measure as a man at all.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 19:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

How much did you take?

If you take a small amount you won't trip, but your brain is enhanced: your synapses communicate in new ways.

Perhaps your supporting muscles were synced like never before because your brain gave them a clearer path.

Your brain synced your muscled better, i think.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 19:48:27 ago (+0/-0)

In small doses, boomers give a burst of energy. You need to eat an eighth or more to really start the ride.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 17:34:43 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't use street mushrooms. Grow your own.

Then you kinda have to lay down in the dark (with music or something) to trip out. Shrooms are not generally so powerful that your consciousness will leave your body while you're awake and doing shit. I have seen some things while taking a nice slow walk, but I think jogging would just prevent that.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 13:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

They're okay every once in a while. I've gone fishing, and hiked a mountain on em

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 11:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

I think you mistook PCP for shrooms

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 11:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

heard of gross exaggeration and a ton of bullshit lies? sure rabbi

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 10:13:54 ago (+0/-0)

About 5 years ago, a bunch of mushrooms appeared in my yard. I ran over them with my mower. When I came back for a second pass, all the pieces had turned bright blue, a few minutes later they were black. Not long after I was listening to a podcast about the odd effects of ‘magic mushrooms’ and I learned that what I observed indicated a psilocybin mother-load.

The mushrooms are back. I’ve lived on this property for 20 years and this is only the second time I’ve seen them. There’s enough to fill a few hot tubs. No idea what to do with them.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 11:06:24 ago (+0/-0)

buy big freezers. sell them. buy a motorcycle

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 17:41:35 ago (+0/-0)

Were they growing on cow dung, because that's the only place "magic" mushrooms grow in nature (at least in North America). Provided you are careful about identifying them, you can pick and eat wild magic mushrooms.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 17:06:09 ago (+0/-0)

No cows, but I have 5 Australian Shepherds, shitting all over the place. Are magic mushrooms particular about the dung they grow upon?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 20:39:50 ago (+0/-0)*

Yes they are picky. Fungi tend to be very specialized. It's one reason you have to grow them in a sterile medium. You're not creating the absolutely ideal conditions where they would grow outdoors, so you have to make sure the spores are the only thing that can grow. When you leave out food whatever mold happens to thrive in the conditions will grow from airborn spores. When you grow shrooms if the jars or whatever aren't air tight at first, it's effectively the same thing as leaving food out (you generally grow them on a food. You could grow them on cow shit)

I have also never heard anything about turning purple. Psilocybin mushrooms I have seen are regular white and brown mushrooms. There are several species that produce psilocybin tho so maybe I just dont know.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 09:26:13 ago (+0/-0)

I've been a huge user of for the past few years and it massively improved my mental and physical health.

There's recent study that came up where participants reported having a greater sense of the importance of exercise. So yea, none of what you're saying is surprising to me.

You probably just need to up the dosage to get the visuals but tbh, hallucinations are overrated, that's not what the core shroom experience is about IMO. I think it's about mindfulness, and that in turns improve your mind-muscle connection.

Anyway, get yourself an once of the stuff online, have a gram or two every other day for a few weeks. I make it into some tea then I make ice cubes out of it, pretty convenient to use afterwards.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 06:06:29 ago (+0/-0)

Used to grow them when I was younger. They're a decent psychedelic, but I never had any revolutionary trips from Cubensis strains (the kind most commonly grown and sold).

Panaeolus Cyanescens was amazing, but a pain in the ass to grow, with a totally different process.

Prefer DMT amd LSD, personally. Former for a true mindfuck and the latter for a more insightful and functional experience. Usually drop 2-4x/yr.

It's been a very long time since I grew or ate shrooms, but sometimes I'll do a heroic dose of 4-AcO-DMT. It's kinda similar. Shorter acting, though.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -3 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 03:51:25 ago (+1/-4)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 17:43:15 ago (+0/-0)

You post porn.